The Russian Report: English Judge orders new name for Russian publication! Does he even have the authority to do that??
Tundra Times: Polar Bears receive warm welcome from populace!
The Russian Report: English Prime Minister alledgedly considers France too great to resist! Tsarina Jonna tries to reason, but the Prime Minister is yet to be convinced! Summit ends in division!
Moscow Weekly: Weekly publications are better anyway.
Tundra Times: Inexplicable crime wave! Soda and fish suddenly being stolen all over the country! Authorities suspect German spies!