Great story, even if slightly inaccurate.
What is innacurate about it, you ask?
Why, the outrageous claim that paper tasts bad! I'm not saying it tastes good or anything, but it certainly doesn't tast bad. It's flavor is like...it's like...*puts paper into mouth to try to more accurately describe it.* Hmm. It's difficult to decribe the taste. At first it seems bland, but then as your saliva starts breaking down the paper, it develops a bitter, nutty taste. Paper is definately something you should try if you haven't already. I feel like if you added some sugar to it, it might be a delectable little delicacy, albiet an inedible one.
It's the perfect business idea! Edible paper! I mean, there probably is edible paper out there, but I doubt that it has the paper taste. It's probably just sugar and startch that tastes nothing like actual paper. *Searches Google for edible paper.* Just as I thought! It's a starchy sham! Get that brick out of here! MY innovative business would sell edible paper that retains that papery taste you all know and love! A light coating of powdered sugar to remove the slightly bitter tang of the paper, and voila! Entrepreneurship at its finest!
Just send $1,000 to my PayPal account and you too can be a part of the revolutionary Edible Paper idea.