In case anyone was wondering, (probably no one was but oh well) this story was the result of an extremely varied conversation between Harold, Strider and myself. Strider misspelled "spelling" as "speeling" and the conversation kind of derailed from there. :P
Anyway, this took me about two weekends to write, and I hope it's amusing because it's certainly not contributing to the plot of any other stories. :P Interestingly, William is the only original character that I made up in this entire story.