That was absolutely hilarious. I loved it! XD Especially the part about Carson disliking cat videos one by one. :P
The only thing...thedude is 40?! :S I always thought he was around in his teens in PD and twenties in SA. He's like a spoiled child to the extreme who doesn't care about hurting others as long as he gets his way.
I mean, I guess 40 would work, but I think that him being younger would make more sense, since the original thedude7500 was most likely just a kid. Plus, thedude's personality in the story, which is selfish but not especially devious or inteligent, would make more sense if he was younger.
Nonetheless, the AM was still amazing. :)