Very nice.
SO this morning, I was feeling rather disgruntled due to a headache, and having places to go and things to do right away... This put me in a FINE mood for insults. :P So I channeled that, and wrote a few senario statements from People of Morcia towards an apprentice Alchemist in a Bazzar...
These were a few.
"I'd sooner buy a diseased RAT than buy any of your goods, Alchemist."
"You say you can make it snow? Ha! I'll bet it don't taste any good compared to the REAL stuff."
"Do you presume to be God???"
"Did you say... You were an... Alchemist? Â GUARDS!!!"
"The land gives us what we need, and no more! Why do you tamper with the balance, fool!?"
"Excuse me, Sir? Alchemist, Sir? Â King thedude the 7500 Demands an Audience with you."Â
(Come to think of it, Harold, if your signature character was an alchemist, you'd get ALOT of rap! That would make for some INTERESTING dialouge!)