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Knights of the Olde Speech

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"What's that black form in the sky? It the ESS Parasite! The personal flagship of thedude7500! Run for cover before he destroys you with his grammar-sword! And worst of all, he is notin to do wit lu!"
- thingguy2

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Bridge of the ESS Parasite. Note there is only one chair, for thedude.

Summary

The ESS Parasite is thedude's first in a series of personal flagships. The ESS Parasite was equipped with an Unverse drive and in 3035 AF taken to the Star Trek dimension (local year 2512 AD). With thedude and Barney commanding, the Parasite battled the USS Talmidon III in the Pink Nebula but was destroyed by transphasic torpedoes.

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ESS Parasite on the Talmidon viewscreen.

Origin

The Parasite originated as a Grandeur Class Nexus Force Frigate, but stolen and modified to run the Unverse drive.

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A Grandeur Class Frigate.