Random Knight: "Hello Sir Shadow! How are you?"
Sir Shadow: "How am I? How am I, what? How am I here, perhaps? Well, it's odd, I don't remember walking here, but here I am! I must have teleported. Magically. But definitely not temporally."
Random Knight: "...WHAT?!"
Sir Shadow: "Hey, you mess with the Peculiar Enchanter, you get the Random Response."