- I walk into the room, ignorant of what is going on.*
Alrighty guys, it's a bright new morning, perfect time to begin writing our fanfic trashing thedude's name! Let's get to--*I notice thedude's presense in this wiki.* Um...I mean... *I look around frantically. Upon seeing Strider's Tribble, I snatch it out of his hand.* Oh great and mighty thedude, please except this Tribble as my humble offering. *I bow down with the Tribble in my outstretched hands place the Tribble on the Aztec Warriar sacrifice alter in front of thedude. I slowly begin backing away from thedude while still in a bowing position.*