- laughs maniacally*
Ok. Ok. Don't hurt yourself. How about this....*searches synonyms of 'janitor'*
-The First Custodian.
-The First Sweeper.
-The First Cleaner of Floors.
Thereby, I do not accept resposibility of the fantastical lifestyle of Janitor with a capital J, and yet claim the fact that I, Peragrine Wanderthistle, did, in fact, use a mop before either of the Janitors mentioned here.
There is of course, no doubt that the Janitors of recent memory have taken the first 'janitor's' job to a whole new level, that is, the level of a Janitor, with a capital J, and made it a brilliant and powerful title, worthy of it's capital. I only deign to have it notated that Peragrine Wanderthistle is shown to have picked up the implements of the job before any of these others. :P
Bueno? File:WizHead3.gif