Carol of the Bells
As sung by Vladek
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With complimentary link to original song for your convenience:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2l5_WfVeM
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Hark how the bells
(Bothersome bells)
All seem to say
Please go away
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My schemes are near (Hum-)
So you steer clear (bug!)
Bitter and cold (Hum-)
Scamps I shall scold (bug!)
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âHumbug! So long!â (Hum-)
That is the song (bug!)
With sour ring (Hum-)
All despising. (bug!)
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A nasty leer
For all who near
My evil lair
All should beware
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Oh how they hound
Raising the sound
And as they wail
My plains derail
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Loudly they sing
Carols vexing
At them I leer,
So they steer clear!
Rowdy irksome prying noisy children
Lousy good for nothing noisy children
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On on they send, (Hum-)
On without end, (bug!)
Their irksome tone (Hum-)
To my abode (bug!)