Τhis is why the Edit Summary exists!!! Personally, I'd feel better if people told us where their changes happened even if the edits were actually minor. But now I could have missed this!!! :P
As for the actual content...
Lovely as this is (truly great; the desk job thing should stick), whether you meant it seriously or not (I'm not entirely sure), I hope you realise it cannot be canon, simply because Carson would not be tied up at the moment. Although Tain's certainly not been the nicest person to him, he only tied him once when they had to leave him to go fight. But is Serious Man supposed to be Tain? And throwing wormholers...? ::P Also, when you're saying the The No More thedude Army (I shall not break up thedude), the first the is redundant. Even if you decide to capitalise the one The and pretend it's part of the title, it's still a grammatical error; you even called it a No More thedude Army later without the The, proving it's not really part of the title. Thusly, I call your bluff! :P I understand that you probably understand that and was going for a comical effect with it, but it just struck me off too badly. Also, throwing wormholers?!