Haroldosaur wrote:
I write with news of PoA! Which story, though, is anyone's guess. :P But whatever. Here's some parts I find funny.
"Plue visibly flinched. Dante, who had taken to wearing a long coat, felt mildly offended. Gaia remained oblivious. Roseâs brow furrowed. Jacen, beginning to catch on to the gravity of the situation, stepped forward."
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"âWe wait. Still.â He deadpanned. âIn the five minutes between now and the last time you asked that question, Plue hasnât returned. There isnât a lot we can do.â"
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"ââEternal shotgunâ?â Echoed Dante, sounding decidedly dubious. âNo wonder he didnât let you sit up there. Eternal shotgun sounds like too much power for any one man to wield."
"Yeah, well, I'm a woman, thank you very much.""
Perry: YES! I WANT AN ETERNAL SHOTGUN PASS! Wait... that would mean I never drive... Hmmm... This requires some serious consideration...