This thread is a great idea! Now I have a place to put this. At some point I'll come back and reformat it all, but... that's a lot of emotes to put in, so maybe I won't. o_o
The Jellybeanz Incident
The theta AI
RUN!
2:50
FleetCaptainT
- runs*
2:50
Jonna Friesian
- Runs in circles*
2:50
FleetCaptainT
Why are we running?
2:51
Jonna Friesian
I have no idea.
2:53
The theta AI
THE JELLYBEANS ARE COMING!
2:53
FleetCaptainT
Are those better or worse than Jellybeanz?
2:53
Jonna Friesian
I never did like jellybeans.
2:54
The theta AI
JELLYBEANS ARE HERE TO GAIN REVENGE ON MANKIND!
2:54
Jonna Friesian
Well then it's a good thing I'm a Plutonian!
- P
2:55
FleetCaptainT
Okay I can't figure out how to have text in the upside down position facing right side up so I'll keep up upside down
2:55
The theta AI
AND PLUTONIAN KIND!
2:55
Jonna Friesian
oh no
The theta AI has left the chat.Â
2:55
FleetCaptainT
Theta no!
2:55
Jonna Friesian
The jellybeans got him!
2:56
FleetCaptainT
- breathing*
2:56
Jonna Friesian
AAAAHHHHH
2:56
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : I will order the  (duck) army to recapture him!
- Imperial March*
(duck) Â (duck) Â (duck) Â (duck) Â (duck)
2:56
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : For once, I agree!
2:57
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : First, capture Super Duck
2:57
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Wait noooo
(sd) : Whatever happened to the enemy of my enemy is... oh yeah.
2:57
FleetCaptainT
(duck) Â (duck) Â (duck) Â (duck) Â (duck)
(dv) : That's a good point.
(dv) : *grumbling* Alright.
2:58
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Phew!
2:58
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : I will send the giant Duckz to find the Jellybeans' hideout
(duckz) : Quack
2:58
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : It is so big! :O How did it get that big?
2:59
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : By eating GMO foods.
(dv) : Or it is a GMO food.
(dv) : Okay I'm not really sure it just is
3:00
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Duckz are friends, not food!
(sd) : (That one time I ate a duck does not count because it was just an ordinary duck, not a duckz)
3:01
FleetCaptainT
(duck) : We have found the *quack* Jellybeans' hideout where they have captured Theta!
(duck) : It is in....
(dv) : Is that where I think it is
(duck) : *quack*
(dv) : Oh no
3:02
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : The suspense! Tell me, Duckz Vader!
3:02
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : The Pink Nebula!!
3:03
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : GASP!
3:03
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : The Jellybeans are working with the LEGO Frenemies!
3:03
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : This is almost too terrible to comprehend!!
3:04
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : theta is now lost to us. We all be pinkerized if we try to rescue him
3:04
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Wait! Perhaps I can convince my one-time sidekick, FFFFFKitty, to smuggle him out!
3:04
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : She is our only hope
(dv) : To the pink nebula!!
3:06
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : *Calls FFFFFKitty once we are in range*
FFFFFKitty: Meow? Who is this?
(sd) : It is I, Super Duck. We were once allies... will you do me a favor?
FFFFFKitty: Hah! That is unlikely! I think I will just report you to the Friends and then we'll send our jellybeanz army to attack you!
(sd) : Alright... but if you do that, you'll never see your old cat toys again!
FFFFFKitty: Gasp!
3:08
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : I would personally freeze them in carbonite myself.
3:09
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : If you send Theta back to us, I will send you the feather wand and the fluffy mouse.
FFFFFKitty: Agh! Very well! But only this once.
3:10
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Excellent. Come to my Star Destroyer at once.
3:11
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Fine. *Ends call*
- A little while later, a small ship approaches*
3:12
FleetCaptainT
(is FFFFFKitty pinkerized and for that reason she can sneak in without being caught?)
3:12
Jonna Friesian
(She is indeed pinkerized. She works for the Frienemies)
3:12
FleetCaptainT
(aha thanks
(dv) : Open the hanger doors
3:13
Jonna Friesian
- The ship lands in the hanger, and the door to the ship opens...*
- And out comes... A SQUAD OF JELLYBEANZ!*
- FFFFFKitty is right behind them*
3:14
FleetCaptainT
- An army of Duckztroopers awaits them in the hanger and grip their blasters*
(duck) : *quack*
3:14
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Quack! Where's Theta?
FFFFFKitty: He is right here... *She reveals Theta, sealed in carbonite*
FFFFFKitty: Now hand over the cat toys!
3:16
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Alright.
3:16
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : *Tosses the cat toys to FFFFFKitty*
FFFFFKitty: Good, very good.
FFFFFKitty: *Pushes Theta towards Duckz Vader and Super Duck* We've no need for him anyway.
3:17
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Close the hanger doors.
- they shut*
3:18
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: What?! Meow! What are you doing?!
3:18
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : You are required to have a vacation on my ship!!
3:18
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Is it a paid vacation?
3:19
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Yes.
3:19
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Okay then. Stand down, jellybeanz. We're on vacay!!
The Jellybeanz: We never agreed to this.
3:20
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : You will get to see lots of stars and planets on the way back to the Empire.
3:21
Jonna Friesian
The Jellybeanz: Well it's not like we'd get anything out of attacking you all. We want revenge on mankind and plutonian kind, not duckzkind.
The Jellybeanz: Vacation it is then.
3:22
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : In that case you should consider betraying the Friends and joining the Empire. I insist.
3:22
Jonna Friesian
The Jellybeanz: Eeehh, we dunno. We've got a really good deal with the Friends.
3:23
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Will you at least help capture Super Duck?
3:23
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: I will never betray the Friends! Because I am pink! ....But yes I will help you capture Super Duck.
The Jellybeanz: *Nods of agreement*
(sd) : Quack! I should have known!
3:24
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Sorry Super Duck. With theta returned, our alliance is no longer necessary. Surrender and be captured
(dv) : Get Super Duck, Duckz!
3:24
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Never!! *Flies to the escape pods*
3:24
FleetCaptainT
(duck) Â (duck) : *waddles after Super Duck* Quack quack quack
3:25
Jonna Friesian
- FFFFFKitty and the Jellybeanz follow*
3:25
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Ha ha ha ha
(dv) : *stops*
(dv) : I sense a presence that I have no felt in a long time.
3:25
Jonna Friesian
- Super Duck arrives at the escape pods and starts preparing one for launch*
FFFFFKitty: Who is it, Duckz Vader?
3:26
FleetCaptainT
- a cloaked figure walks out of the shuttle*
- he raises his hood*
Luke Duckzwalker: It is I, Luke Duckzwalker!
3:26
Jonna Friesian
- Collective gasp*
(sd) : *Looks out of the escape pod and down the hallway towards Luke Duckzwalker* Who?
3:27
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Who are you?
Luke Duckzwalker: I am your son
(dv) : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
3:28
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Woah! But... what are you doing here?
3:29
FleetCaptainT
Luke: I have made friends with the Friends to stop the Empire. This Star Destroyer is surrounded by the FSS fleet
(dv) : I thought we were Friends.
3:30
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : FFFFFKitty! I can't believe you brought him here! This is why you can never trust a cat. Or a pink cat. Or a pink duckz cat.
(He arrived on the same shuttle as FFFFFKitty, right?)
3:31
FleetCaptainT
(yeah)
3:31
Jonna Friesian
(Okay just checking)
3:32
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Luke, listen to me, can we just put our differences aside for now, just for how long it takes to capture Super Duck? The Jellybeans already agreed.
Luke: I will never join you!
3:32
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: A vacation sounded really nice though. Can I still have that?
3:32
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Yes
3:32
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Yaaaay!
(sd) : Luke! Help me escape! If you don't want to join Duckz Vader, this is the perfect way for you to indulge in childish acts of rebellion!
3:33
FleetCaptainT
Luke: Alright. Sorry dad.
(dv) : I will punish you!
(duck) Â (duck) Â (duck) : Let's not get involved in this.
- (dv) and Luke Duckzwalker fight*
- Â (dV) * *
3:35
Jonna Friesian
The Jellybeanz: This is a great vacation already. What a show!
3:35
FleetCaptainT
- duck* : We have a really nice restaurant on the second deck.
(darn I messed it up)
(duck) : I said that.
3:35
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Sounds great. *She and the Jellybeanz head for the restaurant*
3:36
FleetCaptainT
(Duck) Â (Duck) Â (Duck) : *leave too*
3:36
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : *Pulls out pink lightsaber* I'm coming, Luke!
3:37
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : No fair!
(dv) : *activates second lightsaber*
3:37
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Two lightsabers?! THAT'S no fair!
3:37
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : At least I'm not using four.
3:38
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : That would be really hard.
3:38
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : It is useless to resist.
Luke: Dad, stop, it's really cringey the stuff you're saying.
3:38
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Yeah, listen to the kid. He knows what he's talking about. I think.
3:39
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Join me, Luke, and we can rule the Polyverse as father and son.
(dv) : You can join me as well, Super Duck.
3:39
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Never! Everyone knows you work for the SDC!
3:40
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : With our combined strength we can defeat  (sdc)
3:41
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : I will do that without your help, thank you! *Whispers to self* I hope.
(sd) : Quickly! To the escape pods, Luke! Before those Duckztroopers finish their meal and come back!
3:43
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Not even with Luke's help can you defeat him.
Luke: Hooray for positive reinforcement.
Luke: *runs to the escape pods*
3:44
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : *Flutters into the escape pod she had prepared earlier*
3:44
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Hey kids, slow down for an old man!
(dv) : *thinking* Blast this slow suit.
- the escape pod escapes*
3:45
Jonna Friesian
(sd) : Farewell, Duckz Vader! We made a good team for like fifteen minutes! Take care of Theta!
3:45
FleetCaptainT
(dv) : Goodbye to you too.
(dv) : Where are my duckz??
(dv) : Somebody shoot the escape pod!
- nobody shoots it*
3:46
Jonna Friesian
- In the restaurant....*
FFFFFKitty: *Looks over menu* Do you guys have any fish?...
3:46
FleetCaptainT
(duck) : We have fish fillet
(duck) : And tuna
3:47
Jonna Friesian
FFFFFKitty: Excellent. I'll have both.
3:47
FleetCaptainT
(duck) : I'll have mud.
3:47
Jonna Friesian
The Jellybeanz: Forget the main course. Where's the dessert menu?
3:47
FleetCaptainT
(duck) : *scratches out "Jellybeans" from the menu* Here. Â