Dust-Bunnies [Noun] Dust-Bunnies are deadly creatures that form in corners and under beds. While Humans find them simply annoying, they are quite dangerous to minifigures, creeping into their tiny plastic joints and ruining all functions! They can also invade homes, entire towns! However, now, a new power has arisen to stop these beasts! They are-
THE DUSTBUSTERS!!!
Who you gonna call? Dustbusters!!! That's right, here to save all minifigurekind from the clutches of any and all evil, fluffy, terrifying Dust-Bunnies are the Dustbusters!! An elite squad of retired, hardened, dust veterans have come together, armed with their Soap Cannon of Suds, Super Suction Vacuum, and MOP!! No longer will Dust-Bunnies haunt innocent minifigures!! For freedom! For Imagination! For CLEANLINESS!!!
*Everyone stares at me*
What? It's true I tell you! Me and my brother made them. My brother even made their Duster-Buster-Hovercraft! They protect our minifigures from the ferocious Dust-Bunnies!
-Jonna Fig