The Daily Digestion: "Commodore Strider Stirs Populace with Speech. Hundreds eager to Enlist."
The Monarch Monthly:Â "War is Inevitible."
The Grapevine:Â "Commodore Strider is a few Noodles Short of a Spaghetii "
The Daily Digestion: "Fleet in Tunsnia reports Icelandic Polar Bears. Sun Stroke, or Serious National Security risk?"