Steffan Rhyffed: Perry, now that we're friends I've decided to make you my new project.
Peragrine: You really don't have to do that.
Steffan: I know. That's what makes me so nice.
When ever I see someone less fortunate than I,
and let's face it who isn't... less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover,
I simply have to take over!
I know, I know exactly what they neeed!
And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've get to face,
don't worry, I'm determined to succeeeed!
Follow myyy lead,
and yes indeed,
you... will... be...
Magical! You're gonna be ma-agical!
I'll teach you the proper spells, when you fight the Rogues,
little ways to blow and conjure.
Ooh! I'll show you what hats to wear, how to fix your style,
everything that really counts to be Magical!
I'll help you be Ma-agical!
You'll hang with the right wizards,
you'll drink procfroc,
know the spells you've got to knooow.
So, let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to gooo!
Don't be offended by my fake squirrel attacks.
Think of it as arcane art control experiments!
Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a master and advisor,
there's nobody Wiz-er, not when it comes to...
Magical! I know about Magical!
And with an assist from me
to be who you'll be instead of normal who you were... well, are.
There's nothing that can stop you from becoming Magical! Cal!
LAAALAA, LAAALAA!
We're gonna make you Mag-i-cal!
When I see depressing sorcerers
with unprepossessing magics
I remind them on their own behalf to... think... of
celebrated Morcian traitors
or specially great Enchantment makers!
did they have other men's achievements?
Don't make me laugh! Haha.
They were Magical! Please! It's all about Magical!
It's not only aptitude.
It's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be
very very Magical like Le Moi!
Why, Mister Peragrine, look at the fish! You're moving it!
Peragrine: I... I have to go... and blow my prison up!
Steffan: You're welcome!
And though you protest your lack of freedom, I know clandestinly,
you're gonna grin and bear it, your newfound magicality! Ah!
LAALAAA, LAALA!
You'll be magical!
Just not quie as magical as Le... MOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Source: Popular from Wicked: https://youtu.be/y_uM8bUnlGQ
And to combine my latest parodies here's a bonus: https://youtu.be/JJqLxeT8ykg
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The scariest thing is, Perry's all for this!!! :P