Warning: The video gets a bit weird by the end and I don't know whether some of you could be offended, but I suppose any moderate Internet veteran will make it. I'm not sure, though.
Source: Threw It On The Ground: https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ
Wiz Ardon:
I was walking through the Yellow-brick Road!
And this man, he hands me the latest green tea.
Get warmer. Be calmer!
Maaan! I'm not gonna let you poison me.
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
You must think I'm a a mage! I ain't gonna be part of the System!
Maaan. Put that garbage in another man's face.
I got to my favourite hot chocolate stand.
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free".
I said, "Maaan. What I look like? A cold chocolate case?"
I took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
"I don't need cold chocolate. I'm an Enchanter!"
"Please! You can't give cold choc'late, maaan!"
At the city of Kingston, with my so-called girlfriend,
She hands me her crystall ball, says it's Mardolf.
"This ain't Mardolf. This is a crystall ball"
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
"What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of the System! Mardolf's not a ball! Du-UH!"
Some Sorcerer hands me cake at a birthday party.
"What you want me to do with this? The cake's a lie!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
"Welcome to the real magic, useless!"
So many things to throw on the ground!
Like this *Guppy's fisk tank*
And this *Thingguy's duck friend*
And that *Pandora's box that's actually a jar* and even this *a bowl of procfroc*
I'M AN ENCHANTER!!!
Two Morcian Tyrants *Vladek and thedude having lunch* wanting to trap me in their dungeons.
GROUND!!! *flips the table*
Nobody wants your dungeons! Tyrants!
Then, the two tyrants got up. Turned out they had a sword.
And they pierced me in the belly.
I fell to the ground. The Messenger didn't help me.
Thought shall be harder, heart the keener
Mood the more, as our might lessens!
My body was disappearing!
The moral of this story is...
You can't trust the SYSTEM!
Maaaan!