Hotel California - the Eagles. >> Into >> Darkflame Universe
Surfing the interwebs,
around 1:00 at night,
pointlessly wandering around,
a old dusty website.
Down below, in the archives,
I saw an updated thread.
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
I had to stop for the night.
But there it was, just updated.
only just a few days ago.
I was thinking to myself,Â
this could be it, just a minute, might as well.
The the link lit up as I clicked it.
and it sent me away.
A shiney new website greeted my eyes.
The Memories did say:
Welcome to the DARKFLAME UNIVERSE.
Such a lovely place.
(such a lovely place)
Such a nostalgic Place.
Ready a room at Darkflame Universe!
Any time of year,Â
(any time of year,)
You can find me here!
The guy's name is Darwin Anim8tor!
He's got the Original Source Codes,
He's got lotsa pretty, pretty Worlds,
He say's ain't done.
How they tease with the photos!
Sweeet childhood nostalgia!
Some write to remember,
Some write to forget!
So I called up the captain,
"PLEEESE, bring me my Beta Key!"
He said,
"We've been having that demand since,
1963."
And still those memories are calling,
from faaaaar away!
Wake you up in the middle of the night,Â
Just to hear them say:
Welcome to the DARKFLAME UNIVERSE.
Such a lovely place.
(such a lovely place)
Such a nostalgic Place.
Living my childhood at Darkflame Universe!
What a nice suprise,
(what a nice suprise)
for the younger guys!
Maelstrom on the ceiling.
they're rebuilding another device,
and he said,
"We're all just prisoners here,
of our own device."
And at Butterscorch's Chambers,
They gathered for the test.
They stab it with their steely knives,Â
but they just can't kill the beast!
Last thing I remember,
I was, running for the Transporter,
I had to find safe passage back,Â
to rechage my Imagination some more.
"Relax," said the NPC Guard,
"We are programmed to recieve,
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
(gets gobbled by rouge AI Butterscorch.)