A lovely ditty, taught as a nonsense ryhme for children in the New Public PreSchool system of Thedude. Â Like what London Bridge would be, if Barney wasn't there.
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Perhaps Barney wrote this right after tehdude had reprimanded him, or after Barney had witness some rebellion or whatever. Perhaps this was a bizarrely lucid moment, where he saw his righteous work clearly cut out before him. We may never know, since Barney's legacy is only now in nuts and bolts... And Laser Beams. And flamethrowers, and razor sharp T-rex wings. (Wait, what?)
[based off of 'Imagine, by John Lennon,] I love the song, but of course, not the lyrics. They are not accuate, and never will be. Â But it does remind me, distantly, of what Earth will be, if only for a millenia, when He returns. Wink
Imagine:Â Edit
By: Lord Barney.
Imagine there's no Spaceships....
It's easy if you try...
No Dungeons below us...
Above us only sky...
Imagine allll the people...
living for today! aha... aah-ha. (hehehe.)
Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do...
Nothing to fight or lie for,
And no confusion too!
Imagine all the people...
living life in Wove!
yoo-ho, ooh ho. (woo!)
You may say I'm a dreamer,Â
but I'm not the only one,Â
I hope some day you'll join us,
...
and the world would be Stu-pe-e-endous...!
Imagine no obssesions, (Mmm. Like donuts.)
I wonder if you can...
No need for bad habits or painkillers...
a unity of Minifigs!
Imagine all the people,
sharing all the world...
yoo-ho, ooh ho. (ho-ho-ho boy!)
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one,Â
I hope some day you'll join us,Â
...
and the worldÂ
will be a big happy famileeeeeee!
And now, for my BEEEEEEEIG Finish!
"I love you!You love me!We're a hap-pyFam-a-lee,With a great big hug,and a kiss from me to you,Won't you say you love me too!"