Akane: "Every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for               March the thirty-first."
Iamos: "Why?"
Akane: "Because I didn't think that March the thirty-first existed."
Iamos: "Today is March the thirty-first."
Akane: "I know."
Akane: "Thirty days has September, April, March and November-"
Iamos: "It's June and November."
Iamos: "So then, how many meetings do I have today?"
Akane: "Ninety-three."
Source: Parks and Rec