Knights of the Olde Speech Wikia

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yus not wellkamm ter de KoToS wekih. Leev!

Teh Keits av thah Maltan Liches es en tsoopid orgzeson dat fits mehs cuz their eeval! Morsha ar raitfely mein. If u sis thems rapohrt emedatly!

Hu du ai gets hier, u asch?

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der iz noes aktevty ere nan lakked de kotos!

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Our Featured Story is

Happy Mother's Day (2021)
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Introducing Four Ding Dongs, a new story from the minds that brought you "The Insane Blatherings, (Purposefully) Forgotten Tales of the land of Morcia" and "A Kindling Flame". Guest Starring everyone and their mothers. Literally.

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Yellow Pages
"I thank thee, kind sir. Now, if thou could be so kind as to escort us to the palace, I would be very appreciative". "Right. I can't help you. Try the village translator. I don't speak French". "We're not speaking French". "Well, I don't speak Spanish, either". Want to avoid being like the Gatekeeper? Want to impress people at parties? Want to avoid talking like thedude? Have Olde Speech Lessons now. With now a very considerable discount! wet duz yur mens tocen lekk mees? Oh no! I've been found! Gotta go!

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