Source: The Veggie Tales (The Hairbrush Song)
Narrator: "Now it's time for silly songs with Shadow, the part of the show where Shadow comes out and sings a silly song.
Our curtain opens as Shadow, having just finished his morning blowing random stuff up, is searching for his Top Hat. Having no success, Shadow cries out..."
Shadow: "Oh, where is my Top Hat? Oh where is my Top Hat? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where... is my Top Hat?"
Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Sir Talmid enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Shadow in a catastrophic mania, Talmid regains his composure and reports..."
Talmid: "I think I saw a Top Hat back there!"
Shadow: "Back there is my Top Hat! Back there is my Top Hat! Back there, back there, oh where, back there, oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there... is my Top Hat!"
Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Peregrin Wanderthistle enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrased at the sight of Shadow in a catastrophic mania, Perry regains his composure and comments..."
Perry: "Why do you need a Top Hat? You don't have any suits!"
Narrator: "Shadow is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No suit? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his Top Hat? Shadow wonders..."
Shadow: "No suit for my Top Hat. No suit for my Top Hat. No suit, no suit, no where, no suit, no suit, no suit, no where, back there, no suit... for my Top Hat!"
Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Lady Jonna enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of of Shadow in a catastrophic mania, Jonna regains her composure and confesses..."
Jonna: "Shadow! That old Top Hat of yours... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry... I didn't know. But I gave it to Sir Shard -'cause he's got a suit!"
Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Shadow stumbles back and laments..."
Shadow: "Not fair for my hairbrush! Not fair! My poor hairbrush! Not fair, not fair, no suit, not fair, no where, no suit, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"
Narrator: "Having heard his lament, Sir Shard enters the scene. Himself in a catastrophic mania, both Shadow and Sir Shard are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of... each other. But recognising Shadow's generosity Sir Shard is thankful..."
Insane thee: "Thanks for the Top Hat!"
Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. Sir Shard exits the scene. Shadow smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for the Top Hat, he calls out..."
Shadow: "Take care of my Top Hat. Take care of my Top Hat. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice suit, no fair, take care, take care... of my hairbrush"
Narrator: "The end"
Shadow then transforms Ninjago Builderson into a toad and takes the Top Hat back.
Shadow: "I lied"