I'm walking along, whistling to myself, when suddenly I trip over a rock. But lo and behold! The rock isn't really a rock! The rock is actually a lever to a secret tunnel which opens up after I trip over said rock, and I tumble down the tunnel! After landing painfully, I am bewhildered as I look around me and see the sprawling expanse of the KotOS wiki. Me: Gasp! What is this place?!?!?!
Some Other Guy: Why this is the KotOS wiki of course! Every KotOS member of any worth uses it!
Me: But...but...I thought that was KotOS!!! *I point to a building on the LMBs labled "KotOS Dry Cleaning."
Other Guy: Dry cleaning just our front. The real deal actually happns here on the wiki. *Other Guy pulls out a bunch of fancy pictures.* Look! We even have fancy pictures! And they are all colored in and everything!
Me: *Stares in awe at the colored pictures.* So...colorful...and fancy...and picture-y...and...um...I'm out of adjectives.
Other Guy: We've been trying to surreptitiously signal you about the wiki for some time.
Flashback begins...
- I walk past a flashing neon sign which says "There is totally not a secret KotOS wikia base underneath this dry cleaning store. Then it shows me walking past a guy on the street who, as he passes me, says "coughcoughthere'sakotosbaseyoushouldprobablycheckoutcoughcough". Then I pass by a note on the ground which says "I wonder what would happen if you pressed that rock which is shaped like a lever *hint hint.*" But I am oblvious to it all, of course, and I simply leave my laundry in front of the building to be dry cleaned.*
...End Flashback
Me: Hmm. I guess it was a bit suspicious that no one has dry cleaned my laundry, even though I've been leaving it here for over 6 months.
Other Guy: *Facepalm*
In all serious, I never realized this place existed! (Although I started to catch on when Talmid asked how the archive files were working for everyone, and I realized that everyone knew something that I didn't. :P) This wiki place is sorely lacking a toungue smiley emote. It just doesn't seem right to post this comment without a toungue smiley.
Me: *Frowns.* I'll be right back
*A few minutes later.*
Tada!!! Now that's much better. :P
You know what's really nice about this place? No character limit! :D I feel like I've been living my whole life in a small, cramped bedroom, and now I've just been brought to a 1000 acre mansion. A 1000 acre mansion with fancy, colored pictures lining the walls. :P
Edit: Changed the toungue smiley from a lame thumbnail to an normal picture. :P