Sharpie:Â "Where are we?"
Wiz: "Not all who wander are lost!"
Sharpie:Â "What?!"
Wiz:Â "Not all that glitters is gold. Wait! That goes the other way around."
Sharpie:Â "But where are we?"
Wiz:Â "I have no idea! Let's wander a little."
Later, when they finally find their way:
Talmid:Â "You're late."
Wiz:Â "A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Source: Lord of the Rings, book and film