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Sharpie: Where are we?
Wiz: Not all who wander are lost!
Sharpie: What?!
Wiz: Not all that glitters is gold. Wait! That goes the other way around.
Sharpie: But where are we?
Wiz: I have no idea! Let's wander a little.
Later, when they finally find their way:
Talmid: You're late.
Wiz: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Source: Lord of the Rings, book and film