Okay, so I've just had an idea that could be really funny for SA...
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On the subject of alchemy, what if TheDude tries to create an army of homunculi (alchemically created humans) but doesn't realise that homunculi are historically tiny, so he ends up creating an army of useless, tiny drones? :P
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