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Knights of the Olde Speech
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Fuel For the Fire, by JamesGinger and Redfiredog6

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Soap opera scene because we were bored:
Georgia: Oh Bob, I ate swiss cheese yesterday!

Bob: But Georgia, I thought you were in love with cheddar!

Georgia: It’s too sharp for me.

Bob: I don’t know how Jack Pepper will feel about this…

Georgia: He’ll wallow in sorrow and eat a plum, as usual.

Bob: Look, a plane!

Pilot: Merry Christmas! *Drops candy canes.*

Bob and Georgia: AGUGAHH! It’s a BOMB! RUNNNN! WERE BEING HUNTED!! Wait, it hasn’t exploded. They’re candy canes!

Bob: Man, I hate that guy! Doesn't he know we aren't shepherds? 

Georgia: *glancing back at her pet sheep.* We’re… Not?

Bob: No, that’s mild cheddar.

Georgia: You mean… I forsake a shepherd!?

Bob: That may be so, Georgina.

Georgia: It’s Georgia! How could you forget?!?

Bob: Well, you see, um, well…

Georgia: *Scoffs as she turns and walks away.*

Bob: Wait! Georgin.. Georgia! Stop! I didn’t mean it!

Georgia: You didn’t mean anything!

Bob: But-

Georgia: But what? It’s over, Bob!

Jack Pepper The Sheep: “Dude, you really messed that up. *munches on a plum*

Bob: *Sob, sob sob.*

Mystery Duck: “It’s okay son.”

Bob: *Sniff.* Who.. Who are you?”

Mystery Duck: My name… My name… Is… BOBBINO!
                  

Bob: Wha..Who?

You have just watched Season 175, episode -12 of 
BOBBINO!

Tune in next time, to hear Georgina say to Georgia, “Oh, he’s my brother.” 
And to hear Bobbino say, “I AM YOUR FATHER.” 
And to hear Jack Pepper say, “Are we done? I need to go get more plums.”
And to hear Bob say, “No.”

Previously on,
BOBBINO!
Narrator: Jack Pepper the Sheep ate a Plum! He didn’t do anything wrong. 

Director: Wait, we can’t do another episode! We don’t have enough television time! CUUUT!

Prop Crew: Aww, come’on, we just got Alcatraz under lease! you know, for the next scene with the sheep breaking out of prison!