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Knights of the Olde Speech

Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27324808-20170611030659/@comment-28549248-20180527200431

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The Return of SecurityOfficerOfKotOSCourt

(warning not that much happened)


Greetings!

  • Forgot I added that.

  • FleetCaptainT has joined the chat.

  • 4:18 FleetCaptainT :fp:

  • [fp]

  • There we go

  • Heh I missed this place

  • we made it so perfect

  • 4:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, it's pretty nice!

  • Only problem is the lack of notifications.

  • 4:23 FleetCaptainT Any thoughts on my very smol teasers in the Discord chat? (;P)

  • 4:23 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter They are very interesting.

  • I look forward to seeing those mushrooms in action.

  • 4:24 FleetCaptainT It's not a heckin mushroom

  • It's heckin Aiden

  • 4:24 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Aiden is a mushroom?

  • 4:25 FleetCaptainT I'll heckin show ye

  • 4:27 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hey, quick queschon. I remembered the other day that I included some music links in The Haunting Past, but forgot to ask what people thought of them (if they listened to them). Any thoughts on that?

  • 4:27 FleetCaptainT I am ashamed to say I did not listen to them

  • 4:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I see.

  • 4:28 FleetCaptainT I tend to read at a different pace than the music

  • 4:29 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hmm?

  • Well, one was Contact Redux, which I believe you probably must have listened to at some point. It's been linked several times.

  • The others were... actually from Steins;Gate!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rYI2eG3DuQ

  • Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

  • What about the second song?

  • 4:44 FleetCaptainT

  • (duckzl)

  • DRAT

  • 4:44 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter

  • 4:44 FleetCaptainT

  • (giantduckz)

  • ...

  • 4:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter

  • TheBuildersOfNinjago has joined the chat.

  • 8:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hullo!

  • 8:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago Greetings

  • I was just thinking to myself about how completely normal this day is going to be

  • It's just a regular, mundane day in the chat where nothing crazy is going to happen

  • 8:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oops sorry. With this chat, it's easy to forget about other people talking to ya.

  • Nothing crazy at all!

  • 8:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago np if you don't respond; I understand

  • In fact, an absence of response only serves to emphasize how this is just a sleepy little chatroom where nothing goes on

  • Still, it would be horrible if something crazy were to occur and upset the quite peacefulness that this chatroom has experience all these months!

  • 8:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Something like someone out of the blue shouting:

  • Less than fifteen minutes

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

  • It's drawing nearer.

  • 7 minutes!

  • 6 minutes!

  • 4 minutes.

  • 3 mniutes.

  • 2 minutes!

  • 1 MINUTE!

  • 10

  • 9

  • 8

  • 7

  • 6

  • 5

  • 4

  • 3

  • 2

  • 1

  • HE'S NOT BANNED!

  • 10:09 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

  • 10:10 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And now... we wait!

  • 10:11 TheBuildersOfNinjago And prepare the human sacrifices to usher in his return!

  • 10:11 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Ah right! Press this for human sacrifices.

  • 10:14 TheBuildersOfNinjago Ardon Roulette

  • You go to a panel of 100+ red buttons

  • You and another person take turns pushing them until one of you dies

  • Alternatively, if you don't have any friends with which to play it with, you can play the solo mode

  • In which you push buttons one at a time until you die.

  • 10:15 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Do you play against Han Solo in solo mode?

  • *Presses *

  • *both die*

  • We are all a polar bear on the inside.

  • A grimacing polar bear.

  • 10:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago If you both die then you fail the game

  • And you lose

  • 10:18 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I see it as a win. You've successfully killed your opponent.

  • 10:20 TheBuildersOfNinjago But the premise of the game is to keep playing until *one* of you dies

  • If you both die, then you failed the premise of the game

  • You're so bad at the game you couldn't even play it right

  • 10:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, no, no!

  • If two of you die, then one of you *has* died. Therefore, it's success. Plus, to the game I say "You can't tell me what to do. I play by my own rules! The free period has shown me its ways!"

  • It's just that the other died, too.

  • The game doesn't suggest the other can't die, too.

  • 10:24 TheBuildersOfNinjago The way I saw it

  • If just you die

  • Then you win

  • Because you completed the goal of the game

  • You also win if the other person dies

  • But if neither of you die

  • Or both of you die

  • You lose

  • 10:25 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, you only lose if both survive.

  • The game doesn't suggest that only one has to die.

  • The premise speaks of one dying.

  • But the set of two people dying is a subset of one person dying.

  • Therefore, if we are in the subset we are also in the set.

  • Ergo we win.

  • 10:26 TheBuildersOfNinjago Fair enough

  • Congrats!

  • 10:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yay, I have won an argument! How often does that actually happen instead of just disagreeing to agree/agreeing to disagree or the argument fading to obscurity?

  • 10:29 TheBuildersOfNinjago Don't get used to

  • it

  • I'll have you know that I'm actually always right

  • So if you ever disagree I'm afraid that you'll have to be wrong

  • Except for this one time

  • I was still right, of course

  • You were just righter

  • 10:32 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I was lefter. Because left is the new right. And since you're always right, that means you're always wrong.

  • 10:33 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no! Foiled once again!

  • 10:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Haha! Wrong. Because you're always wrong! That means you were'nt foiled once again! This victory was worth everything so far!

  • 10:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

  • SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has joined the chat.

  • 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Which means that is actually MAYYYYBBBBE!

  • OOOOOOOH!

  • 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HE BE HERE!

  • 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I HAVE RETURNED

  • 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter You're late, man!

  • 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Watever

  • Security officer stuff had to happen

  • I HAD

  • TO EAT

  • 10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yas! He has returned!

  • 10:37 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt DAMNED

  • DONUTS

  • 10:37 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh not the donuts!

  • Request to change your status to the food one.

  • 10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Damned Donuts. It's like Dunken Donuts except they're made out of hellfire.

  • 10:38 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Aye

  • 10:38 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh, never tried those. Are they good?

  • 10:39 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Nope

  • Taste like hell

  • 10:39 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Are you suggesting that hell doesn't taste good?

  • Well, at least I hope it'd be spicy!

  • Soooo, now what? Are we just going to talk about donuts? Don't you want to extract your revenge or anything?

  • 10:42 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I don't know

  • 10:42 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O

  • I didn't join this cult just to here "I don't know"

  • *hear

  • 10:42 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, we asked for salvation! We asked for doom! We didn't ask for an existential crisis!

  • We have that on our own anyway!

  • 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Fine

  • 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter That's why we wanted salvation! That's why we wanted doom!

  • 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt

  • 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Boo!

  • BOOO!

  • 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I WILL OVERTHROW HARRY

  • IF HE COMES

  • 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter THE FELLOW MAKES BIG CLAIMS!

  • 10:44 TheBuildersOfNinjago I'm fine with you exchanging pleasantries before spelling out the end of the world, but if all you have is pleasantries than I want a refund.

  • Yes that's more like it!

  • 10:44 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt SEND HIM HERE

  • I WILL F*** HIM UP

  • 10:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I have sent your regards. Well, not really. But he's been informed.

  • His reaction is out of my hands.

  • After all, he's playing Overwatch right now.

  • And yes a refund would be good.

  • 10:45 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt No u

  • 10:46 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter

  • Harold: "Good job I'm not in KOTOS chat then"

  • 10:46 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt oh

  • Oh my

  • 10:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter He has seen through your plot.

  • 10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt h3ck

  • 10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Then, what are you gonna do?

  • 10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I'm outta here then

  • 10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HEY WE WANT THE REFUND!

  • 10:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yeah!

  • This was very anti-climactic. I expected at least a few deaths or something.

  • SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has left the chat.

  • 10:50 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter What the... he has actually left!!!

  • Didn't even mention the trial we were in a year ago.

  • Or the fact that I bnad him.

  • So, is this the part where I ban him for another year?

  • 10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago I guess so

  • It's the onlything left to do

  • Maybe next year it will be more exciting

  • 10:52 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Alright.

  • 10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Packs up my human sacrifices and other cultist tools for next year.*

  • 10:53 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *sigh*

  • Yeah, I had hoped to save the ban for a more impactful moment like last year...

  • 10:53 TheBuildersOfNinjago True

  • Society really is falling apart

  • Can't even get a good world-ending event these days...

  • 10:55 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I mean seriously! If we are falling apart, how are we to fall apart properly?

  • Also, he got bna'd.

  • 10:57 TheBuildersOfNinjago Welp, see you again 1 year from now