The Return of SecurityOfficerOfKotOSCourt
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Greetings!
Forgot I added that.
FleetCaptainT has joined the chat.
4:18 FleetCaptainT :fp:
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There we go
Heh I missed this place
we made it so perfect
4:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, it's pretty nice!
Only problem is the lack of notifications.
4:23 FleetCaptainT Any thoughts on my very smol teasers in the Discord chat? (;P)
4:23 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter They are very interesting.
I look forward to seeing those mushrooms in action.
4:24 FleetCaptainT It's not a heckin mushroom
It's heckin Aiden
4:24 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Aiden is a mushroom?
4:25 FleetCaptainT I'll heckin show ye
4:27 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hey, quick queschon. I remembered the other day that I included some music links in The Haunting Past, but forgot to ask what people thought of them (if they listened to them). Any thoughts on that?
4:27 FleetCaptainT I am ashamed to say I did not listen to them
4:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I see.
4:28 FleetCaptainT I tend to read at a different pace than the music
4:29 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hmm?
Well, one was Contact Redux, which I believe you probably must have listened to at some point. It's been linked several times.
The others were... actually from Steins;Gate!
What about the second song?
4:44 FleetCaptainT
(duckzl)
DRAT
4:44 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter
4:44 FleetCaptainT
(giantduckz)
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4:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter
TheBuildersOfNinjago has joined the chat.
8:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hullo!
8:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago Greetings
I was just thinking to myself about how completely normal this day is going to be
It's just a regular, mundane day in the chat where nothing crazy is going to happen
8:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oops sorry. With this chat, it's easy to forget about other people talking to ya.
Nothing crazy at all!
8:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago np if you don't respond; I understand
In fact, an absence of response only serves to emphasize how this is just a sleepy little chatroom where nothing goes on
Still, it would be horrible if something crazy were to occur and upset the quite peacefulness that this chatroom has experience all these months!
8:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Something like someone out of the blue shouting:
Less than fifteen minutes
It's drawing nearer.
7 minutes!
6 minutes!
4 minutes.
3 mniutes.
2 minutes!
1 MINUTE!
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HE'S NOT BANNED!
10:09 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
10:10 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And now... we wait!
10:11 TheBuildersOfNinjago And prepare the human sacrifices to usher in his return!
10:11 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Ah right! Press this for human sacrifices.
10:14 TheBuildersOfNinjago Ardon Roulette
You go to a panel of 100+ red buttons
You and another person take turns pushing them until one of you dies
Alternatively, if you don't have any friends with which to play it with, you can play the solo mode
In which you push buttons one at a time until you die.
10:15 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Do you play against Han Solo in solo mode?
*Presses *
*both die*
We are all a polar bear on the inside.
A grimacing polar bear.
10:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago If you both die then you fail the game
And you lose
10:18 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I see it as a win. You've successfully killed your opponent.
10:20 TheBuildersOfNinjago But the premise of the game is to keep playing until *one* of you dies
If you both die, then you failed the premise of the game
You're so bad at the game you couldn't even play it right
10:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, no, no!
If two of you die, then one of you *has* died. Therefore, it's success. Plus, to the game I say "You can't tell me what to do. I play by my own rules! The free period has shown me its ways!"
It's just that the other died, too.
The game doesn't suggest the other can't die, too.
10:24 TheBuildersOfNinjago The way I saw it
If just you die
Then you win
Because you completed the goal of the game
You also win if the other person dies
But if neither of you die
Or both of you die
You lose
10:25 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, you only lose if both survive.
The game doesn't suggest that only one has to die.
The premise speaks of one dying.
But the set of two people dying is a subset of one person dying.
Therefore, if we are in the subset we are also in the set.
Ergo we win.
10:26 TheBuildersOfNinjago Fair enough
Congrats!
10:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yay, I have won an argument! How often does that actually happen instead of just disagreeing to agree/agreeing to disagree or the argument fading to obscurity?
10:29 TheBuildersOfNinjago Don't get used to
it
I'll have you know that I'm actually always right
So if you ever disagree I'm afraid that you'll have to be wrong
Except for this one time
I was still right, of course
You were just righter
10:32 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I was lefter. Because left is the new right. And since you're always right, that means you're always wrong.
10:33 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no! Foiled once again!
10:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Haha! Wrong. Because you're always wrong! That means you were'nt foiled once again! This victory was worth everything so far!
10:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has joined the chat.
10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Which means that is actually MAYYYYBBBBE!
OOOOOOOH!
10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HE BE HERE!
10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I HAVE RETURNED
10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter You're late, man!
10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Watever
Security officer stuff had to happen
I HAD
TO EAT
10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yas! He has returned!
10:37 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt DAMNED
DONUTS
10:37 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh not the donuts!
Request to change your status to the food one.
10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Damned Donuts. It's like Dunken Donuts except they're made out of hellfire.
10:38 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Aye
10:38 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh, never tried those. Are they good?
10:39 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Nope
Taste like hell
10:39 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Are you suggesting that hell doesn't taste good?
Well, at least I hope it'd be spicy!
Soooo, now what? Are we just going to talk about donuts? Don't you want to extract your revenge or anything?
10:42 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I don't know
10:42 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O
I didn't join this cult just to here "I don't know"
*hear
10:42 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, we asked for salvation! We asked for doom! We didn't ask for an existential crisis!
We have that on our own anyway!
10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Fine
10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter That's why we wanted salvation! That's why we wanted doom!
10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt
10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Boo!
BOOO!
10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I WILL OVERTHROW HARRY
IF HE COMES
10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter THE FELLOW MAKES BIG CLAIMS!
10:44 TheBuildersOfNinjago I'm fine with you exchanging pleasantries before spelling out the end of the world, but if all you have is pleasantries than I want a refund.
Yes that's more like it!
10:44 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt SEND HIM HERE
I WILL F*** HIM UP
10:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I have sent your regards. Well, not really. But he's been informed.
His reaction is out of my hands.
After all, he's playing Overwatch right now.
And yes a refund would be good.
10:45 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt No u
10:46 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter
Harold: "Good job I'm not in KOTOS chat then"
10:46 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt oh
Oh my
10:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter He has seen through your plot.
10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt h3ck
10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Then, what are you gonna do?
10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I'm outta here then
10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HEY WE WANT THE REFUND!
10:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yeah!
This was very anti-climactic. I expected at least a few deaths or something.
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has left the chat.
10:50 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter What the... he has actually left!!!
Didn't even mention the trial we were in a year ago.
Or the fact that I bnad him.
So, is this the part where I ban him for another year?
10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago I guess so
It's the onlything left to do
Maybe next year it will be more exciting
10:52 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Alright.
10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Packs up my human sacrifices and other cultist tools for next year.*
10:53 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *sigh*
Yeah, I had hoped to save the ban for a more impactful moment like last year...
10:53 TheBuildersOfNinjago True
Society really is falling apart
Can't even get a good world-ending event these days...
10:55 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I mean seriously! If we are falling apart, how are we to fall apart properly?
Also, he got bna'd.
- 10:57 TheBuildersOfNinjago Welp, see you again 1 year from now