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The Russian Report: Tsarina Jonna releases public statement on the Siege of Munich: "I knew Silesia should have led that attack."
Tundra Times: Corespondents report that the polar bears have disappeared. Possible motives discussed by zoologist on page 14.
Moscow Monthly: Tsarina Jonna builds opulent vacation home in Sweden! Also in this issue, the question everyone is asking- Did we rip off the title of Monarch Monthly??
The Russian Report: Polls show citizens are unconcerned by the polar bears. "We're Russians, do we look like we're scared of bears?"