Okay guys, it's time for us to begin answering the big queschons:
<poll>What hair do you believe thedude has?
Brown.
Black.
Blonde.
Ginger.
Still got legs. Still not ginger.
Blue/green/purple/turqoise/other non-human colour/dyed red.
Voldemort Laughter.
Snake hairs, accompanied by thedude's petrifying glance, which, however, no one can resist due to his divine eyes.
Perfect black silk hair that goes up to his waist.
Elaborate elvish braid.
Heavenly golden curls that outshine the sun and blind the beholders.
Bird nest.
An eagle.
An eagle with muffins.
A bomb.
Entirely bald.
Other (elaborate).
</poll>
If you think that thedude has a lack of hair, but still has hair answer the previous poll as well as the following one:
<poll>What kind of baldness does the thedude have?
Entirely bald.
Τhinning hair.
His head will get sunburnt in a circular shape if he doesn't put sunscreen on it on a sunny day.
He places a bunch of tufts over the bald area in an attempt to make it less obvious.
The Brave and the Bald.
Other (elaborate).
</poll>
Now, I'm going to repeat the first poll, so that you can answer both seriously and jokingly.
<poll>What hair do you believe thedude has?
Brown.
Black.
Blonde.
Ginger.
Still got legs. Still not ginger.
Blue/green/purple/turqoise/other non-human colour/dyed red.
Voldemort Laughter.
Snake hairs, accompanied by thedude's petrifying glance, which, however, no one can resist due to his divine eyes.
Perfect black silk hair that goes up to his waist.
Elaborate elvish braid.
Heavenly golden curls that outshine the sun and blind the beholders.
Bird nest.
An eagle.
An eagle with muffins.
A bomb.
Entirely bald.
Other (elaborate).
</poll>