"I thank thee, kind sir. Now, if thou could be so kind as to escort us to the palace, I would be very appreciative".
"Right. I can't help you. Try the village translator. I don't speak French".
"We're not speaking French".
"Well, I don't speak Spanish, either".
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wet duz yur mens toc lekk mees?
Oh no! I've been found! Gotta go!