Knights of the Olde Speech Wikia

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OVERTHROW THIS TYRANT! GOOD KNIGHTS, I BESEECH THEE, ARISE IN RIGHTEOUS ANGER AGAINST THEDUDE!

THOU ART NOT WELCOME HERE, THEDUDE! COME KNIGHTS! THE TRAITOR WIZ ARDON MUST BE OVERTHROWN!

Hu du ai gets hier, u asch?

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der iz noes aktevty ere nan lakked de kotos!

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Yellow Pages

"I thank thee, kind sir. Now, if thou could be so kind as to escort us to the palace, I would be very appreciative". "Right. I can't help you. Try the village translator. I don't speak French". "We're not speaking French". "Well, I don't speak Spanish, either". Want to avoid being like the Gatekeeper? Want to impress people at parties? Want to avoid talking like thedude? Have Olde Speech Lessons now. With now a very considerable discount! wet duz yur mens tocen lekk mees? Oh no! I've been found! Gotta go!

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