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Knights of the Olde Speech

Talk:To Find Friends/@comment-28549248-20180102201112/@comment-28545852-20180104192235

  • laughs maniacally*

Ok. Ok. Don't hurt yourself. How about this....*searches synonyms of 'janitor'*

-The First Custodian.

-The First Sweeper.

-The First Cleaner of Floors.

Thereby, I do not accept resposibility of the fantastical lifestyle of Janitor with a capital J, and yet claim the fact that I, Peragrine Wanderthistle, did, in fact, use a mop before either of the Janitors mentioned here.

There is of course, no doubt that the Janitors of recent memory have taken the first 'janitor's' job to a whole new level, that is, the level of a Janitor, with a capital J, and made it a brilliant and powerful title, worthy of it's capital. I only deign to have it notated that Peragrine Wanderthistle is shown to have picked up the implements of the job before any of these others. :P

Bueno? File:WizHead3.gif