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Summary

Carson Flemming was a Prisoner Caretaker in the newly constructed Fortress of Mount Thunderclap. Hired on at the beginning of the Keep's construction, Carson was originally a mere servant for general use. However, he eventually got 'promoted' to his current position of prisoner caretaker, due to his drab, and occasionally offending, demeanor towards all he met. That included guards, other servants, and most importantly, other dignitaries coming and going from the Keep, as part of thedude's rapidly increasing bureaucracy and economy.

Upon being transferred to Prisoner Caretaking, Carson was neither happy nor angry about it. Meeting his new boss went by quickly, as the man in charge at the time liked his food, and simply told Carson to get to work. Carson made his own schedule, the boss never bothered him, the prisoners were taken care of, and Carson didn't have to socialize beyond 'hello' and 'bye'. Sometimes, not even that much.

Work, Relax, go to bed, wake up, repeat. That was Carson's life for some time, and he liked it that way. Or rather, he didn't care enough to change it.

APPEARANCE:

In one word: Unremarkable.

PERSONALITY:

In one word: SURLY.

ABILITIES AND POWERS:

In one word: NONE.

QUOTES:

"Mr. Silverstine.  There are some things that are best left unknown, OK? You have that luxury. along with aaaaalll these other luxuries you've accumulated over the years.  Keep it. Keep them."

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"Why me?"

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"Mr. Silverstine always tires me out. The man is ... so... so...chirpy."

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"Yeah, no problem, shut up."

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"...You've got to be kidding me."

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"Unholy Wizardry! The kid's alive!"

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"does anyone care?" [....] "she knifed me."

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"I need to know the name of the barbarian who ripped my designer shirt!"

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"You can't threaten me with that knife anymore. 'Doc' here says my future's uncertain."

"I'm not 'Doc'."

"So I could just say 'no', and wait for the inevitable."

"You might heal just fine."

"Irrelevant, it hurts like the dickens."

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"There is no password. I have my prisoner caretaker credentials right here, if you don't recognize my face, you pathetic excuse for a sentient being."

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"A Red Mythran! [....] It was nice knowing you all! Except not really 'cause you ruined my life and stabbed me and got me fired and all that!"

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"We're doomed!"

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"I only wish I could have done more."

"Oh-ho, you'll get that chance! We're all so royally messed up, it's not even funny!"

(Man. Carson has alot of GREAT one-liners.)

APPEARANCES:

To Defy Doom (A.M.)

TRIVIA:

Carson's favorite color is Mustard. But not the bright yellow Mustard. The darker Deli Mustard.