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Put the human sacrifices to the left, and the non-human sacrifices to the right. No, to the left! You don't know how much of a hassle it causes when those get mixed up. Careful with that box of Nukes and Muffins! If you drop it, I won't have anything to eat with my tea! And what are those rocks doing out of their cage? I don't actually care what they're doing, just hurry up and put them back in their cage!

Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there. Just head over to the left along with the rest of the human sacrifices. Oh? You're not a human sacrifice? Ah, perhaps you are the bear feed I ordered. Just head outside and wait for the sheep-bear to catch your scent. It shouldn't take long. So you're not bear feed either? Hmm...well that must mean...*he flips through a disorganized notebook causing papers to fall out all over the floor before finding the right one*...why, you must be a visitor! Come in, come in! Here, have some tea! No, not that, that's the poisoned tea. I give that to the visitors that I don't want to keep around. But don't worry, I don't want to get rid of you! You can have this tea, the not-poisoned tea! (At least I think this one's the not poisoned tea, I always get them mixed up). We don't get visitors around here too often. Here have a muffin with your tea. Oh, you haven't touched your tea at all. Is something wrong with it?

*He takes a sip of the tea, then spits it out to the side.* Why this stuff tastes terrible! No wonder those Britishers are so stuffy; who wouldn't be if they drank this every day? I am so, so sorry! And to think that I've unknowingly been giving all my guests this foul tasting liquid... Don't worry, I'll get you a respectable drink. *He grabs a jar of coffee from a passing cargo train and pours you a glass.* Now, let me show you around! *He pulls out a handheld trigger, flips up the cover at the top revealing a button, and pushes the button. Immediately, a nearby wall detonates, sending debris in all directions.*

Over there through that wall you can see my muffin warehouse. We have a wide variety of muffins ranging from blueberry to blueberry to bran! *Did he just say blueberry twice...?* And over here...

*The floor under his and your feet floats up into the air and then zooms off to another wall. He pushes the very same button again and the wall implodes* we have my nuclear generator collection! Did you know that a nuclear generator can squeeze through any opening larger than it's beak? True fact. Oh oh, wait 'till you see what's over here.

*The square of ground the two of you are sanding on was previously just hovering soundlessly, but now the sound of loud rockets deafens you and the square of ground rockets into the air, trembling and jerking as it does so. It flies out of the building, and then hovers over a giant, misshapen yet streamlined, spaceship. Even though the square of ground is back to just hovering, the rockets don't turn off.*

Yes that's right! I'm launching a full scale invasion of the government base established on the sun! And look at that spaceship! Isn't she a beauty? I made her with my own robots! My robots do everything around here that I can't be bothered to do myself. Quickly now, grab on!

*As a freight train zooms by, he grabs the side of it, hitching a ride. Hesitantly, you also grab on to the train. Since he grabbed onto the train a few seconds before you, he is hanging from the side of the train quite a ways farther forward on the train than you are. Suddenly, you hear a crackling on the train's loudspeakers and his voice blares out*

And to your right you can see the elusive nine-headed man-eating sheep-bear!! People spend their entire lives just trying to get a glimpse of one, yet here is one right before you for you to feast your eyes on! *You can't see anything to your right because you are on the left side of the train and the train and you can't see past it.*

*The train comes to a stop at a small visitor center resting on top of a cloud hundreds of feet in the air. You don't know how the train got here, since you were too busy trying to see the nine-headed man-eating sheep-bear.*

Alrighty then, that concludes the tour! Just skydive down from this cloud and you'll reach the exit! It's been nice having a visitor around; be sure to come again! Toodle-oo!

*The train starts chugging backwards toward the edge of the cloud, with him still holding on to the side, and as he moves backwards with the train, he waves goodbye. The train car farthest to the back reaches the edge of the cloud and falls off, pulling the rest of the train after it. The entire train is pulled off the cloud and plummets down below where it disappears into the clouds.*

*You go to the visitor center. There's a single robot who offers you a flyer as you approach. It is completely automated, and doesn't seem to register you when you try to talk to it. It also doesn't seem to have any parachutes.*

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