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FFFFFugitives: The Origin

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9:39 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter On another note. Jonna we need to get Theo to read... EVERYTHING!!!
9:39 Jonna Friesian Yes@
! Theo, make time in your schedule
You've got 70+ stories to read.
9:40 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Which is free of anything as you have no life.
:P
According to your own words.
I'm afraid they're around 50-60, Jonna.
9:41 Jonna Friesian 70+ sounds more impressive!  ;P
9:41 The theta AI No life doesn't mean I have nothing to do
9:42 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I think it's 52.
Doing things is life.
I will try to reread everything this summer... BY THE ALTERNATIVE ORDER!!!
9:42 The theta AI Allow me to rephrase
I have no social life
9:44 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Well, then you can use the time you'd use on the job you need to get to read instead!  ;)
9:45 The theta AI Or i could get better with the violin
And learn to code
9:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Or you could get better at cracking codes on the books we write about violins.
9:45 The theta AI ..
I also need to film a webseries
And getting back to animation wouldn't be bad
And I would like to learn the harp
and alot of this won't really happen
9:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Theo, everyone knows that watching/reading/other appropriate gerunds other people's stuff is way better than being creative yourself.
It's been a long time since I last used the word "gerund".
9:48 Jonna Friesian I've never heard that word before
9:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter WHAT?!
What do they teach you at school?!  :P
9:49 Jonna Friesian They taught me math.  ;P
9:49 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter It's the -ing things.
How can you not know your own language?!?!?!  :P
9:49 The theta AI I know that word
9:49 Jonna Friesian Hey, I speak English perfectly well.  ;P
9:49 The theta AI Nobody uses it
:p
Trust me
How you are taught a language isn't always how it is used.
:p
9:49 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter What it's not an everyday use word?
:P
9:49 Jonna Friesian I don't need to know what people call words, it's the words that matter!  ;P
9:50 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, but what people call words are also words, so they matter.
9:51 Jonna Friesian I know, I'm kidding.  ;P
9:52 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Jonna, you don't know all of English Grammar by heart, so you are an unfit Defender of Grammar, Kittens and All that is Good. As such, with the power arbitrarily given to me by me, I demote you to Resident Daredevil and send you to the dungeon!
9:52 The theta AI LOL
9:53 Jonna Friesian You can't do that! I outrank you!  ;P
9:53 The theta AI LOl
I CALL THE COURT TO ORDER FOR THE PURPOSE OF TRIAL
9:53 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Doesn't arbitrary power mean anything these days? Where's the world coming to?!
9:53 Jonna Friesian  ;P
9:53 The theta AI Jonna Friesan stands as defendant, Wiz Ardon the accuser
Wiz, make your case.
9:54 Jonna Friesian I want my lawyer
9:54 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter If I wanted to, I'd have Stirling's vote to become a Co-Leader, you know!
:P
9:54 The theta AI You are your laywer
:p
FOCUS, LADY AND WIZARD!
9:54 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Okay, my case!
I don't know it was aliens, but I think! Therefore I am! So, ALIENS!
9:55 Jonna Friesian (I can convince Stirling otherwise. I have my ways. *Hides all the muffins/cookies in the house*  ;P )
9:55 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter So, Jonna is guilty!
9:55 The theta AI Make your case against Jonna, Wiz, or I shall kick you for contempt of court.
:P

9:55 Jonna Friesian My case is
9:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter (Stirling will fight for honour)
9:56 The theta AI ORDER1
WIZ! MAKE A VALID CASE!
Bring out evidence you idiot
:p
9:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And this is my case, Theo, I'm very sirius.
Right.
9:56 Jonna Friesian He stopped doing the Olde Speech lessons, so if there is any fault in my grammar, it is due to his lack of sharing of wisdom!  ;P
9:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I don't know it was duckz, but DUCKZ!
9:57 Jonna Friesian Therefore, he is more guilty than I, if I even am guilty!
9:57 The theta AI Jonna, speak out of turn again, and I will hold you in contempt.
Wiz, is that your case?
No evidence?
9:57 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Who said I stopped?
It's just an intermission. A VERY LONG intermission.
With nice elevator music.
9:57 The theta AI Nobody. I was reprimanding her for speaking.Now make the case or you will eb fined
9:57 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I gave you plenty of evidence!
Infallible evidence!
9:57 The theta AI VEry well
now, your case Jonna
9:58 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter  float
9:58 Jonna Friesian I already gave my case!  ;P  I repeat- Wiz failed to share his wisdom. If he finds any fault with my grammar, he only has himself to blame
Since he found fault, he must now blame himself
AND BE SENT TO THE DUNGEON !!!
9:59 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Em hhem. I will now make my case in reply to Jonna's case.
9:59 The theta AI I have heard enough
I find Jonna...
9:59 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter WAIT!
9:59 The theta AI Ok
Go ahead
Keep it quick. I got 10 more cases.
10:00 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter It is obvious that Mr. Wiz Ardon has failed his duty to the people and with plenty of evidence on the matter (The window's square, so that shirt must be red), I find Wiz Ardon guilty and demand that he is sent to the DUNGEONS!!!
10:01 Jonna Friesian Yeah!!... wait what?
10:01 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Ha, now what do you say to that, Wiz Ardon?
10:01 The theta AI EVERYONE CEASE THINE YAMMERING!
10:02 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter It's actually your yammering.
I will sue you next.
10:02 The theta AI SILENCE
ORCDEr
ORDER
10:03 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter THE SILENCE HAS COME?! NUUUUUUUUUUUU!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
10:03 Jonna Friesian *Runs in circles*
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has joined the chat.
10:04 Jonna Friesian Uh oh
10:04 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Everyone calm down! Return to your desks!
10:04 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Use the JUDGE AS A HUMAN SHIELD!
10:04 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt *draws pistol* Wiz! Stand down!
10:04 The theta AI *ducks*
10:04 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *duckz*
10:05 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt SHUT UP!
Put your hands in the air!
10:05 Jonna Friesian *I pick up a duckz and give it a hug*
10:05 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter (qucaken)
float
10:05 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Return to your chair!
10:05 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter  float
10:05 Jonna Friesian Quacken malfunction alert
10:05 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *Puts my hands in the air and begins to dance*
10:06 Jonna Friesian Better call in the Quacken repair people.
10:06 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Wizard, stand down!
Dear lord I hate this job.
10:06 The theta AI ORDER IN THE COURT!
10:06 Jonna Friesian How does one stand down, anyway? It should be stand up.
10:06 The theta AI ORDER1
10:06 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter  :p
10:06 The theta AI Return to your seats.
10:06 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter ORDER2!
10:06 The theta AI Thank you for your services officer.
10:06 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter EVERYBODY VOTE FOR ORDER2!
10:06 The theta AI I SAID RETURN TO YOUR SEATS!
10:06 Jonna Friesian Order 66?
10:06 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter YOU RETURN TO YOUR SEAT!
Ha, didn't see this coming, did you?
10:07 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Everyone get in the chairs or I kick you!
10:07 The theta AI I am in my seat
10:07 Jonna Friesian I never left my desk. I just ran around it in circles
10:07 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Then you'll have to spend a full five seconds rejoining the chat!
10:08 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter STUPID CHAT!
10:08 The theta AI That's it, court is dismissed, Jonna and Wiz are guilty, officer, take them to the dungeon.
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has been kicked by Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter.
10:08 Jonna Friesian Oh no!!!
10:08 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yay, I win!
10:08 Jonna Friesian We're fugitives now!
We must escape!
10:09 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Now, run for your lives!
10:09 Jonna Friesian To the automobile!!
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has joined the chat.
SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has been banned by Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter (undo).
10:09 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Boom!
Banned for a year!
10:09 Jonna Friesian *Jumps into a car* Wait, the duckz are still in the court!
10:09 The theta AI Crap. I can't kick you
10:09 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Down with AUTHORITY!
OH no!
10:09 Jonna Friesian I can't leave them there! D:
10:09 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter You know what we have to do!
float
Presses  float
10:10 Jonna Friesian But the Quacken is malfunctioning, remember?
10:10 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh no!
10:10 Jonna Friesian Now what?!
10:10 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter It will instead go...  float
10:10 The theta AI ~The theta AI has given up and left the court~
The theta AI has left the chat.
10:10 Jonna Friesian SAVE THE DUCKZ
AFK for a moment
The theta AI has joined the chat.
10:11 The theta AI ...
10:11 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Duckz scorched by the explosion are seen flying coming from the smoke mushroom.
* * *
(We need to make a FFFFFugitive and Jonna Escappe drawing)
*Escapee
10:12 The theta AI (watno)
float
10:13 Jonna Friesian I'm back, sorry.
10:13 The theta AI Ok
Good
10:13 Jonna Friesian We were too late to save the duckz
10:13 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *I begin to run through the streets tackling peoplee as I go in a reference to Rugby, intending to catch the duck*
Who said we're too late?
10:14 Jonna Friesian Oh, my bad.
10:14 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter This is Cartoon-ish Roleplay. We can get away with saying the Duck's alive!  :P
Not really cartoon-ish, but it can have that style sometimes.
10:15 Jonna Friesian I'm coming, duckz!! *Drives the car forward and leans out the window to catch a duckz*
10:15 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *I fail to catch the duck as it bumps onto my head instead*
10:16 Jonna Friesian *I catch the duckz and pull it into the car* Great, now where'd the rest fly to?
*A rain of duckz falls upon the car*
10:16 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter *Including a Quacken-sized duck*
10:17 Jonna Friesian Eeek!! *I dive out of the car just in time*
10:17 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter LET'S RIDE THE QUACKEN DUCK INSTEAD!
10:17 Jonna Friesian Alright! Everyone on board!
10:17 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter (Now we need to make a drawing of them riding the Quacken with many little duckz around*
10:18 Jonna Friesian  ;P
Where to now? We're fugitives, we have a giant Quacken and lots of tiny half-burnt duckz.
We need to clear our names
10:19 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter We go to the only place left for us to go.
AN ADVENTURE!
10:19 Jonna Friesian That's not a place BUT OKAY!
10:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And as the Quacken begins to fly leaving (an easily traceable) rainbow lane behind it, with highpitched music on the background.
"AN ADVENTURE!"
10:21 Jonna Friesian An adventure to clear our names, perhaps??
10:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter (that sentence has no verb. I'm suing myself after Theo)
An adventure to be adventurous!!!
10:22 Jonna Friesian Sooo, are we not going to clear our names then?
10:23 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter "It's too late for us, Jonna! We're like the Guardians of the Galaxy now. Minus the saving the galaxy and being loved for it part".
10:24 Jonna Friesian Alas! At least we have this giant Quacken!
10:24 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter "The only thing left for us is to be fugitives and be on the borderlines of being legal or ethical!"
10:25 Jonna Friesian We will do what we must, then!
10:27 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Tune in for the next episode of FFFFFugitives where Jonna and fffffplayer1 rob a bank... in Jupiter... run by Space Squids.
And then give the money to the poor.
Which is them, because they have no funds.
10:28 Jonna Friesian Totally excusable.
10:28 The theta AI And Theo nukes everything
10:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Except for that thing.
10:28 Jonna Friesian Judge Theo comes after them, intent on bringing them to justice.
And in the process nukes Jupiter.
10:28 The theta AI Yeah
10:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And Space Squids come after him.
10:29 Jonna Friesian Allowing for the FFFFFugitives to escape
10:29 The theta AI And Theo blasts this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksgw79s5vE0&list=RDKsgw79s5vE0
10:29 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter So that by the end of Season 1 he has to ask Jonna and fffffplayer1's help to save Earth.
And then after doing so, they steal all the buttons.
10:30 Jonna Friesian Leading the the season two plot- stop them from pressing all the buttons
10:31 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Each episode equals one button getting pressed.
Can they stop them before anything explosively explosive happens?
10:31 Jonna Friesian The finale is a big red button
Made of a bunch of other buttons
Hidden on an ancient planet
10:31 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And then Season 3: Levers!
10:32 Jonna Friesian That was once inhabited by an allien race that worshiped buttons
....This should seriously be a thing.  ;P
10:32 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter It should.
The comedies are gathering by the lot, lately.
10:33 Jonna Friesian Indeed
10:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Maybe, if we make the Duckz Chronicles an actual animated series one day, this could be a spinoff of sorts.
10:33 Jonna Friesian Yes!!
10:34 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Or we could start the Third Comic Book Corporation!
10:34 Jonna Friesian I think I like the comic book idea more.
Easier to transition to TV, instead of the other way around.
Plus I can draw Super Duck  :D