Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27324808-20170611030659/@comment-27324808-20170622053155

Of Spiders, Fruit Flies, Duckz, Dark Chocolate, Rats, Tanks, Tea, and Wizs- Wizzes- (Plural of Wiz) - A Roleplay

FleetCaptainT THERE IS A SPIDER NEXT TO ME

11:13 Jonna Friesian AAAAAHHHHHHH

Squish it!!

11:13 FleetCaptainT I can only hope it finds more interesting places to go

But that means touching it!!

11:13 Jonna Friesian Use a shoe!

11:13 The theta AI ...

NOETH!

11:14 TheBuildersOfNinjago What if it thinks that your face is the most interesting place to crawl on?

11:14 FleetCaptainT But then it will be on my shoe

11:14 The theta AI Yes

But dead

11:14 Jonna Friesian How about a fly swatter?

11:14 FleetCaptainT ok ok it's walking away...

11:15 Jonna Friesian Spiders are bad.

11:15 The theta AI Ecosystem disagrees

11:15 FleetCaptainT But there's no bugs in me house

Not any that a wandering spider like this one will find

11:16 TheBuildersOfNinjago It's not looking for bugs

11:16 The theta AI  :p

11:16 TheBuildersOfNinjago It's tasted human flesh and it's coming back for more

11:16 Jonna Friesian :O

11:17 The theta AI  :p

It's Arcnidal Lecter

11:19 Jonna Friesian The gallery is still broken.

But other galleries are working fine.

11:19 FleetCaptainT Indeed.

11:21 Jonna Friesian I wonder if they've cut support for it? o_O

11:21 TheBuildersOfNinjago They were doing their best to support it

But the spiders got to them first

11:21 Jonna Friesian Oh no!!

11:22 The theta AI :o

I think they will delete it

11:22 Jonna Friesian *Grabs a shoe and huddles on top of chair*

11:26 The theta AI NO!

WAIT!

SPARE IT!

11:26 Jonna Friesian No quarter.

11:26 The theta AI It's been trying to blackmail the Gallery runners into keeping it open! he's here to report! His name is Kenny!

11:27 Jonna Friesian Hmmm.

11:27 TheBuildersOfNinjago DIE KENNY!!!! *I throw shoes at him!*

11:27 Jonna Friesian RIP Kenny.

11:27 The theta AI *Kenny runns* HISS HISS HISS! (I'm here to help!)

11:28 Jonna Friesian We should let Kenny speak.

11:28 TheBuildersOfNinjago *I grab another shoe and repeatedly smash Kenny with it.* Oh wait, did you say he was trying to keep the Gallery open? My bad. Sorry Kenny.

11:28 Jonna Friesian Or not.

11:28 The theta AI *Kenny facepalms with 4 of his legs* So, Lego secretly plots to shut down lego.com :o

That way

The people who complain about a fall in lego quality will then have less channels of communication :o

FleetCaptainT the spider is coming back :\

11:29 Jonna Friesian Squish it!!
11:30 FleetCaptainT I don't wanna
11:30 Jonna Friesian You could also call it Kenny and see what it does.
11:31 FleetCaptainT Good idea.
Do you want a picture of him
11:31 Jonna Friesian I don't really like spiders
Is it a big spider?
11:32 FleetCaptainT A little one
11:32 Jonna Friesian Oh, whew.
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11:32 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O
11:32 The theta AI Wat
11:32 TheBuildersOfNinjago Don't do that!
11:32 Jonna Friesian The spider got him!!!!
11:32 The theta AI  (wat)
KENNY!
11:32 FleetCaptainT I accidentally closed the chat xd
11:32 The theta AI Tell your brother to stop
11:32 TheBuildersOfNinjago ...sure you did
11:32 Jonna Friesian The spider is trying to sabotage
11:32 FleetCaptainT It's a parson spider
11:33 TheBuildersOfNinjago Of course, you just "accidentally" closed the chat.
11:33 FleetCaptainT idk what's considered a small spider
11:33 Jonna Friesian It's part of the plot to cut all communications!
11:33 FleetCaptainT Nice name.  Herpyllus ecclesiasticus
Yeh I don't like spiders either
I don't like killing them tho.
11:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yes, of course you don't
Why would you like killing your own kind??!?!?!?
11:34 The theta AI SHHH!
NB!
11:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago Drop the act! We're onto you!
11:34 The theta AI HUSH!
11:34 Jonna Friesian Quiet!
11:34 The theta AI Don't let him no!
Know
11:34 FleetCaptainT I'm sure that was an honest mistake
11:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago Ha ha ha, yes, what a good joke I just made, because that is what it was, a joke.
11:35 FleetCaptainT I'm 100% human
11:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yes, of course I know that you're not a spider
11:35 Jonna Friesian ...ha.. yes... good joke... much funny....
*Nervously grips shoe*
11:36 FleetCaptainT It's really annoying when you type in google's search bar and it updates the results, then you press enter to search and you get entirely different results!
Turns out.. the parson spider bites!!!!
11:36 Jonna Friesian :O
*Grabs a second shoe*
11:36 The theta AI :o
11:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Puts a shoe on each hand.* I, uh, just happen to like wearing shoes on my hands, that's all
11:37 FleetCaptainT I've never been bit by one tho.  So i'll just let it be... altho I wonder how many times it's walked by this spot which is the wall above my bed................
11:38 Jonna Friesian O_O
11:38 The theta AI ...
11:38 FleetCaptainT 10mm to 20mm is small for a spider right?
11:38 Jonna Friesian I guess...
11:40 The theta AI ...
You would know
SPIDER
11:40 Jonna Friesian QUIET
Stop making honest mistakes, guys!!
11:41 TheBuildersOfNinjago Ha ha ha, funny theo. You are funny, because you made a joke, and that statement, which is a joke, is funny. Ha ha ha.
11:42 The theta AI ...
HE'S BEEN TAKEN BY THE SPIDERS!
TRUST NO ONE!
11:43 Jonna Friesian *I grab several more shoes*
11:44 The theta AI *I draw a high caliber paintball rifle, and suit up in the usual paintball clothes we use for wars, which is covered in paint.
* COME AT  ME SPIDERS!
11:44 FleetCaptainT *begins spinning webs*
11:44 Jonna Friesian !!!!
11:44 FleetCaptainT I mean *begins sewing*
Would you like jackets?
Totally not straitjackets
11:45 The theta AI *Paints you*
11:45 TheBuildersOfNinjago bjnEF;HAD32p i45 t4h 8w9rteg puq4 t-18asdfkdsugqeughp 8t4h qeghiphelp394y thqghn e7hug13gpqpuhiuwhi eg g8pq3tgpuqgepure agp
11:45 Jonna Friesian Uhhh, no thank you... uh... this summer weather, you know... first day of summer... and... all that...
Oh no, N_B!
11:45 The theta AI *SPRAYS PAINTBALLY PAINT EVERYWHERE* TO BATTLE! MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
11:45 FleetCaptainT Ha, my exoskeleton protects me!  I mean my armor!  Why would you shoot your fearless leader?
11:46 TheBuildersOfNinjago Um, sorry, I just dropped something on my keyboard. Nothing out of the ordinary is going on
11:46 FleetCaptainT Ok ok I forgive you, for now...
11:46 Jonna Friesian That's it, I've got to pull out my secret weapon. *Puts on steel toe shoes*
No spider can get me now!!
11:46 FleetCaptainT Have any of you seen... Wiz?
11:46 The theta AI *draws a barret .50 BMG rifle, capable of smashing through a brick wall at a mile out* Come at me spider!
Earlier today
11:47 Jonna Friesian Did you send other spiders to get him- uh, I mean.... no?
11:47 The theta AI No.
*shoots at the "Talmid" Spider*
11:48 FleetCaptainT I cast confusion
11:48 The theta AI *Bullet misses and goes through his floor*
11:49 FleetCaptainT Ok for all of your moves I will use a random number generator to determine the level of success (or failure)
11:49 Jonna Friesian *Picks up fly swatter* Did that succeed?
11:49 FleetCaptainT Generating...
Result: 14
11:49 The theta AI *fires three .50 BMG rounds at you*
11:49 Jonna Friesian That means i didn't pick it up, right?
11:50 FleetCaptainT You successfully pick up the Fly Swatter but the handle is slippery.
11:50 TheBuildersOfNinjago Me, being a human, also attacks Talmid, who is a spider, unlike me, who is a human.
11:50 FleetCaptainT Generating...
Result: 22
11:50 The theta AI What does that mean?
11:51 FleetCaptainT 88% of the 3 bullets hits the Talmid spider.
Ow.
11:51 The theta AI Oh
Dude
11:51 Jonna Friesian *Grips fly swatter and brandishes it at N_B* I see through your feeble disguise! You're one of the spiders!!!
11:51 The theta AI .50 BMG can punch through a brick wall at 1 mile. You dead  :p  
11:51 FleetCaptainT Now NB's turn
Generating...
10
You try to step on the spider but you step on your own toes in the process
11:52 The theta AI *Fires 3 more .50 BMG rounds at NB spider*
11:52 FleetCaptainT
Darn, you're right.  I am dead.
11:52 The theta AI  :p
Sorry
11:52 FleetCaptainT I activate reincarnation!!!
11:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh man, what a pity that my attack on the spider failed
11:52 FleetCaptainT Generating...
11:52 The theta AI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_BMG
11:52 FleetCaptainT 12
11:52 The theta AI :o
Did I just shoot myself?
11:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago It is so sad that my attacks, which I am putting all my effort into, are not harming the spider
11:53 FleetCaptainT No that was for my reincarnation
I come back as a fruit fly
Ok for theta's move
5 11:53 The theta AI K  :p
11:53 FleetCaptainT Yeah
11:53 The theta AI :o Did I just shoot myself?
11:53 TheBuildersOfNinjago Fruit fly, that would made for a tasty dinner...I mean, an annoying pest that is annoying to us humans.
11:53 FleetCaptainT you shoot yourself xd
11:54 The theta AI Where?
11:54 FleetCaptainT Uh
In the knee
11:55 The theta AI So my legs are blown off, and I'm bleeding. In addition, part of torso is gone.
*Fires shot at NB while still alive*
11:55 FleetCaptainT Oh right.
4 11:55 Jonna Friesian *I bring a band-aid for Theo*
11:56 FleetCaptainT theta's bullets go in random directions
7 11:56 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no! Theo is shooting at a fellow human being! He must be controlled by the spiders!
11:56 The theta AI HOW WILL A BANDAGE REPLACE MY LEGS AND SOME VITAL ORGANS?
*With last breath, fires again*
11:56 FleetCaptainT The band aid covers Theta's eyes
23!!!!!!!!!
11:57 The theta AI *Did I kill NB?(
11:57 Jonna Friesian That'll help, Theo. I'll get you a get-well card
11:57 The theta AI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU&list=RDGMEM8h-ASY4B42jYeBhBnqb3-wVMzskP9HQmMfc&index=4
11:57 FleetCaptainT 3
Jonna's card is cursed and theo falls ill
11:58 The theta AI ?
Ok
WAIT!
11:58 Jonna Friesian Oops.
11:58 The theta AI I'm dead!
HOW AM I ILL?
11:58 Jonna Friesian So I'm the last survivor?
11:58 FleetCaptainT I'm still here
11:58 TheBuildersOfNinjago I'm still here too
We humans need to stick together
11:58 FleetCaptainT You got blown up
11:58 Jonna Friesian Right, fruit fly.
11:58 TheBuildersOfNinjago I did?
11:59 The theta AI Theo shot you before dying
11:59 FleetCaptainT You could cast comebacktolifeination
11:59 The theta AI *Rejoins game as James*
11:59 FleetCaptainT 6
11:59 Jonna Friesian MY STEEL TOE SHOES PROTECTED ME FROM RANDOM .50 CAL BULLETS, SPIDERS, AND CURSED GET-WELL CARDS!
11:59 FleetCaptainT You come back as J
11:59 Jonna Friesian I will wear them forever.
Oh no! It's another J: clone!
12:00 The theta AI J: *Shoots you fly with over 100 5.56 MM rounds from an M4*
12:00 FleetCaptainT 9
I attempt to dodge!
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12:01 TheBuildersOfNinjago Didn't Theo's shots miss? Or am I missing something?
12:01 The theta AI I fired over 100. One might hit.
12:01 FleetCaptainT You have a 36% of hitting me and I have a 96% chance of dodging.  totally not rigged.
12:01 Jonna Friesian That was a very impressive display of flying/dodging of bullets.
12:01 FleetCaptainT *gets hit in the face*
12:01 Jonna Friesian I spoke too soon
Theo got a 23 when he tried to shoot you, N_B
12:01 FleetCaptainT I can't be too OP.  Or can I?  I summon a dragon
12:02 The theta AI YES! 5.56 MM! Spray and pray works!
12:02 FleetCaptainT 10
A lizazd enters the room.
A room with blown out walls and bullet holes everywhere
12:03 The theta AI *teleports 100 miles away*
12:03 Jonna Friesian I don't mind lizards.
12:03 FleetCaptainT 25
12:03 Jonna Friesian It's the spiders I have problems with.
But there's none left.
12:03 FleetCaptainT Btw it's min 1 max 25
12:03 The theta AI *Teleports Jonna too*
Ok
12:03 FleetCaptainT You successfully teleport 100 miles away.
17
12:03 Jonna Friesian I thought you'd died? How can you teleport me?
12:03 FleetCaptainT He came back as J  :P
12:04 The theta AI Ok.
12:04 Jonna Friesian Oh, rigiht
12:04 The theta AI So
*fires 50 nukes at you, playing an odds game*
12:04 FleetCaptainT If we get another number that is between 1 and 17 Jonna is successfully teleported
24
12:04 Jonna Friesian Uh oh
Did the Jonna clone just kill me, or am I just staying where I was?
12:05 FleetCaptainT Jonna is sent to the dustbin of doom!
12:05 Jonna Friesian Oh no!!!
12:05 FleetCaptainT Did someone mention 50 nukes?
12:05 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh man, me, a human, is in excruciating pain because Theo, a spider, shot me!
12:05 FleetCaptainT 17
12:05 Jonna Friesian *I try to find a way out of the dustbin*
12:05 FleetCaptainT 34 of the 50 nukes explode
12:05 TheBuildersOfNinjago The reason I keep saying oh man is because a man is a human, and I am a human, and "oh man" is a human thing to say.
*I die*
12:05 FleetCaptainT 25
NB successfully dies
12:06 TheBuildersOfNinjago Dang it
12:06 The theta AI Yayeth
I killed you all
:p
12:06 Jonna Friesian Except for me
12:06 FleetCaptainT Jonna gets a 20
12:06 The theta AI Except Jonna
12:06 FleetCaptainT Followup 15
12:06 The theta AI The last human
12:06 FleetCaptainT She successfully escapes the dustbin
12:06 The theta AI So mission accomplished.
See?
12:06 Jonna Friesian I have escaped!
12:06 The theta AI Jonna, all humans survived
:p
12:06 TheBuildersOfNinjago Meanwhile....
12:06 Jonna Friesian Well, you died once, and came back as a clone.  ;P
12:06 The theta AI Counts sorta
12:07 TheBuildersOfNinjago *A bunch of baby spiders hatch and feast upon N_B who was tied up in a spider web*
12:07 FleetCaptainT *attempts to revive NB* HEROES NEVER DIE
12:07 Jonna Friesian O_o
12:07 FleetCaptainT 20
Followup 15
You're alive!!!
12:07 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yay!
12:07 Jonna Friesian *Steps on all the baby spiders with steel toe shoes*
12:07 FleetCaptainT 10
You step on 40% of them.
12:08 Jonna Friesian Better than nothing
*Uses fly swatter to squish more*
12:08 FleetCaptainT 20
80% of the remaining spiders are squioshed
12:09 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Runs around frantically swatting baby spiders off of me*
12:09 FleetCaptainT 25
All of the spiders are  (swat)  ted off you
12:09 Jonna Friesian Hooray!
12:10 FleetCaptainT Unfortunately the SWAT team hits you as well
12:10 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O
12:10 The theta AI *Calls in a team of  (swat)  which alhialates all spiders on earth*
12:10 FleetCaptainT Actually that's not good for a 25
I'm rewriting that
The SWAT team hits all the spiders and doesn't hit you at all!
Oh no
theta
True Random Number Generator Min: `Max: 25 Generate Result: 1
12:11 The theta AI ...
12:11 FleetCaptainT Mix: 1*
12:11 The theta AI Can someone translate? I don't speak talmid
12:11 FleetCaptainT Min*: 1*
You rolled a 1
The Swat team not only utterly fails to defeat the spiders but the spiders gain defense
12:12 Jonna Friesian You've empowered them!! Never trust a clone!
12:12 The theta AI *sighs*
12:12 FleetCaptainT 12
You cough.
12:12 The theta AI ...
12:12 Jonna Friesian *Hands Theo a cough drop*
12:12 The theta AI *Shoots the gamemaster and takes his spot*
Stirling Silverstine has joined the chat.
12:12 FleetCaptainT 14
12:13 The theta AI STRIDEER!
12:13 Stirling Silverstine  (an)
12:13 The theta AI OH MY FLIPPIN GOSH!
PARTAY!
12:13 FleetCaptainT 7
12:13 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh parachutes to the ground.
12:13 The theta AI Strider
What time will you be on tomorrow?
12:13 FleetCaptainT Theo manages to catch the cough drop but it is very slippery.
12:13 Stirling Silverstine ...
12:13 Jonna Friesian At least it's not cursed this time!
12:13 FleetCaptainT The gamemaster is immune
12:13 Stirling Silverstine Shortly before noon?
12:13 The theta AI Ok
Danke
12:14 Stirling Silverstine Yeah, that sounds good.
12:14 FleetCaptainT Strider I'm a spider
12:14 The theta AI ...
12:14 Jonna Friesian You'll want to arm yourself with steel toe shoes!!
12:14 Stirling Silverstine I tought you were a fruit fly? *glances at Jonna.* Alo Nosh got the wrong memo.  :P
12:14 FleetCaptainT Oh right
12:14 TheBuildersOfNinjago Strider...are you a human?
12:15 FleetCaptainT *summons an army of duckz*
8 12:15 Stirling Silverstine IC: My name is Alo Nosh!
12:15 Jonna Friesian Oh, duckz can't wear steel toe shoes.
12:15 FleetCaptainT The  (duck)  s arrive but they are on your side, not mine.
12:15 Stirling Silverstine YUS!
12:15 FleetCaptainT Drat.
12:15 Stirling Silverstine "My fellow bretheran!
*quack*
12:16 FleetCaptainT 6
You lose your lose.
12:16 Stirling Silverstine "We must hasten to do what we art bribed-eth to dues!"
12:16 FleetCaptainT I mean
You lose your voice*
12:16 Stirling Silverstine *Qu-*ACK*
12:16 Jonna Friesian *The duckz are no longer inspired by their leader, since he can no longer give speeches*
12:16 Stirling Silverstine *Too much buttery buscuit!*
12:17 FleetCaptainT *summons an army of fruit flies*
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12:17 TheBuildersOfNinjago Um... *Summons an army of muffins.*
12:17 FleetCaptainT 2
12:17 Jonna Friesian Good thing I have these fly swatters still!
*Waves them around in hopes of keeping the flies away*
12:17 FleetCaptainT Atmospheric noise is not with you today, NB.
13
You deter the flies but also all your allies.
12:18 Jonna Friesian Rats.
12:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago That's it!
*I summon an army of rats.*
12:18 FleetCaptainT 9
12:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago ...
12:18 FleetCaptainT The rats arrive and they bring disease and death
12:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O
12:19 Jonna Friesian *I try to hide in the dustbin of doom to get away from them*
12:19 FleetCaptainT 8
You get stuck in the dustbin.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
12:19 Jonna Friesian Well, it's not too bad in here.
*Raids fridge in the Dustbin, hoping to find some dark chocolate*
12:20 TheBuildersOfNinjago *I begin filling the dustbin with spider poison.*
12:20 FleetCaptainT My army of fruit flies shall infest every sugary fruit!!
4 12:20 Jonna Friesian *Tosses fruit out of the Dustbin*
I will live on chocolate instead
12:20 FleetCaptainT There is only milk chocolate in the dustbin.
NB rolls a 3
12:20 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O
12:20 Jonna Friesian NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Cries in despair*
12:21 FleetCaptainT The spider poison is actually human poison
12:21 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh orders a
12:21 FleetCaptainT 14
12:21 Stirling Silverstine Uh, Missile Salvo.
On the whole Spider army.
12:21 Jonna Friesian Oh no
*Tries to get away from the poison*
12:21 Stirling Silverstine And he did ith with a code, not spoken.  :P
12:21 FleetCaptainT You cry unsuccesfullly
12:21 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Tries to get away from the milk chocholate.*
12:21 FleetCaptainT 13
12:22 Stirling Silverstine (Did I blow them!
?!
12:22 FleetCaptainT A missile salvo hits the spiders unremarkably.
But it's fruit flies we're dealing with, not the spiders!  Your current situation is unchanged.
Jonna rolls 17
The poison recedes slightly.
12:22 Stirling Silverstine /Well, it was something./ Alo Nosh thinks, before runnig for his life to a dropship from one of his fellow Duckz units.
12:23 FleetCaptainT I promise this isn't rigged but NB you got a 5.  The milk chocolate sprouts legs and approaches you.
12:23 Jonna Friesian *Scream of terror... over the milk chocolate, not the poison*
12:23 Stirling Silverstine LOL
12:24 FleetCaptainT 11
12:24 Stirling Silverstine ALo nosh searched his bag for gas masks.
12:24 FleetCaptainT Jonna successfully screams but this attracts the milk chocolate to her instead of NB
9 The gas masks are found and are 36% effective!
12:24 Jonna Friesian *I brandish the fly swatter at the chocolate to try and scare it away*
12:24 FleetCaptainT 4
12:25 TheBuildersOfNinjago *I brandish the chocolate swatter at the fruit flies and try to scare them away.*
12:25 FleetCaptainT Since we're getting so many low values I'm going to reverse it.  Low values are good, high values are bad.
12:25 Stirling Silverstine So, you want to be a natural 1?  :P
12:25 FleetCaptainT The SWAT team shoots the chocolate and they back off
9 12:25 Jonna Friesian Whew!
12:25 Stirling Silverstine WE HAVE SWAT TEAMS?!
*-ack*
12:25 FleetCaptainT NB successfully deters the fruit flies for a turn.
They don't like chocolate either.
Yeah there are  (swat)  teams
12:26 Jonna Friesian *I go deeper into the Dustbin, searching for a bunker*
12:26 FleetCaptainT 5
You find a bunker and it has chocolate in it of an unknown type
Do you wish to discover it?
12:27 Jonna Friesian At this point... I am desperate. *I take a bite of the chocolate*
12:27 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no
I have a bad feeling about this
12:28 FleetCaptainT 7
12:28 Stirling Silverstine I plant a enegry caaasing aroudn Jonna, JUST IN CASE,'
OH NUTS/.
12:28 FleetCaptainT 6
12:28 Stirling Silverstine WAit, low is good. Whew!
12:28 FleetCaptainT The energy casing successfully protects Jonna, just in case
The chocolate is dark chocolate.
12:29 Jonna Friesian *I happily sit in my energy casing, safe from fruit flies/spiders/milk chocolate, and I eat my dark chocolate*
Life is good.
12:29 FleetCaptainT NO!
12:29 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh wonders if the Chocolate would help restore his voice.
12:29 FleetCaptainT Unacceptable.  You must bow to the flies!
12:29 TheBuildersOfNinjago *While you sit happy, I get assaulted by flies and milk chocolate*
12:29 The theta AI *I run away*
12:29 FleetCaptainT Submit
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12:30 TheBuildersOfNinjago ...
12:30 Jonna Friesian Never! This energy casing is impenetrable! ...Right, Alo?
12:30 FleetCaptainT theta runs a small amount
12:30 Stirling Silverstine Alo flings bombs at N_Bs direction, to save him.
12:30 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no
12:30 FleetCaptainT 14
12:30 Stirling Silverstine The Energy casign runs about....
12:30 FleetCaptainT The bombs hurt the flies a small amount and also tickle NB
12:30 Stirling Silverstine 15 minutes, on a full charge, But I don't remember if I charged it...? (roll?)
12:31 FleetCaptainT Oh right
12:31 Stirling Silverstine "Tickle" being, you might not have eyebrows?  :P
12:31 FleetCaptainT 14
12:31 Jonna Friesian afk a min
12:31 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Because I am extremely ticklish, I fall to the ground, incapacitated*
12:31 FleetCaptainT It runs at 44% of its total runtime
So it runs at 6 minutes and 35 seconds
5 NB regains consciousness shortly.
*calls in a tank*
12:33 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh is being hemmed in by the many foes. (recap them, for me?  :P  )
12:34 FleetCaptainT Spiders and fruit flies and a lizard.  But you have duckz on your side.
12:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago *Taking advantage of Jonna's afk status, I steal her dark chocolate.*  :P
12:34 FleetCaptainT I also roll 5 and a tank rolls in.
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Oh this aint good
The chocolate is suddenly moldy
12:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago At least the chocolate isn't suddenly milk chocolate  :P
I gtg
see you guys around
12:35 FleetCaptainT Yeah, that'd be worse.  if you rolled a 25
Goodbye, NB!
TheBuildersOfNinjago has left the chat.
12:35 The theta AI Bye NB
:(
12:36 Jonna Friesian Back
Rats just missed N_B!
12:36 The theta AI :o
12:36 Jonna Friesian And he took the chocolate with him!
12:36 Stirling Silverstine NOOOOOOOS! *cries Alo nosh silently.*
12:36 FleetCaptainT Oh there were rats too
12:36 The theta AI  :p
12:36 FleetCaptainT But they're on my side of the bunker
And they're diseased
12:36 Stirling Silverstine Pulls out a second blaster, and dual weilds against the fray.
12:37 Jonna Friesian I'm just going to stay in this energy field until it runs out.
12:37 The theta AI LOL
12:37 FleetCaptainT I order the tank to shoot at the bunker
5 12:38 Stirling Silverstine Alo dives, tryingto  get out of the way.
(winces)
12:38 FleetCaptainT 4
You successfully dodge the tank's shot and it doesn't hit anybody.
12:38 Stirling Silverstine *quack* Alo thinks. "This is all muscle. Quack."
*pose. Flex.*
:P
(an)
12:39 The theta AI  (fp)
12:40 FleetCaptainT Alright
12:40 Stirling Silverstine Alo signals for another missile run of that Tank.
12:41 FleetCaptainT Oh  on
Oh no*
9 The tank is struck but not destroyed.
The rats are defeating my fruit flies!!!
12:41 Stirling Silverstine Alo trys fighting his way to the tank.
12:41 FleetCaptainT They are multiplying!!
12:41 Jonna Friesian I just realized the energy field ran out a few minutes ago.
12:42 Stirling Silverstine The flies or the rats?
12:42 FleetCaptainT The rats
12:42 Stirling Silverstine Rats.
12:42 FleetCaptainT Can we call a truce so I can escape the rats?
12:42 The theta AI Sure
12:42 Jonna Friesian Truce granted. *Tries to escape the bunker*
12:42 FleetCaptainT Ok
No wait
let me in the bunker, it's safer
12:42 Stirling Silverstine Alo has no idea what truce there is.
:P
He's targeting spiders, Rats, Files, and... uh.. That lizard?
12:43 FleetCaptainT The lizard kind of minds his or her own business.
12:43 Stirling Silverstine ALo's good on that front then.  :P
(does alo make it to the damaged tank?)
12:44 FleetCaptainT Oh right
1 Jackpot!
12:44 Stirling Silverstine  (cool)
12:44 FleetCaptainT You not only reach the tank, it joins your side!
You also gain 200% offense
12:44 Stirling Silverstine But is there Tea inside>???  :P
Oh yeah.
12:45 FleetCaptainT Hmm, let's see.
18, so there is tea....

but there is also a  (wiz)
12:45 Jonna Friesian Is he piloting the tank?
12:45 Stirling Silverstine IT'S A BRITISH TANK! THANK THE STA- Wait, who are you?
12:45 FleetCaptainT  (wiz)  : I HATE TEA
He's just sitting in there throwing tea.
12:45 The theta AI ...
12:46 Stirling Silverstine Alo nosh tries to explain, with sign language.
"I will get rid of tea.
By drinking it.
" 12:46 FleetCaptainT Will he be successful?
10
12:46 Stirling Silverstine (Imagine a duck trying to mime drinking tea.)
12:46 FleetCaptainT Wiz kind of understands him but only after throwing away half the tea.  He gives the rest to Alo Nosh.
12:46 The theta AI ...
12:47 Stirling Silverstine Alo drinks copious amountrs of tea, in an effort to regain his quack.
his voice.
....(This is totally going to backfire.)
12:47 FleetCaptainT You unfortunately roll a 20
Your voice returns but it is super high pitched.
12:47 Stirling Silverstine Oh! I can live with that!
12:47 The theta AI LOL
12:47 Jonna Friesian  ;P
12:47 Stirling Silverstine It's better than being a bloated duck!
*SQUEAK*'
12:48 FleetCaptainT We must put a barrier between us and the rats!
12:48 Jonna Friesian *I look in some boxes trying to find rat traps*
12:48 FleetCaptainT 24
You find duckz traps and they fly everywhere trapping your duckz.
12:49 Jonna Friesian Oh deaer
12:49 Stirling Silverstine Alo is reminded of teh battle outside.
12:49 Jonna Friesian *I try to find some fly paper instead*
12:49 FleetCaptainT 15
No, not fly paper!
*i become stuck to it*
12:50 Stirling Silverstine He tries to aim the Tank at the rapidly expanding Rat horde.
12:50 FleetCaptainT I thought we were friends!!
12:50 Jonna Friesian Oops!
12:50 FleetCaptainT 9
12:50 Jonna Friesian I was trying to get the other flies!
12:50 FleetCaptainT Alo Nosh successfully aims the tank.
12:51 Jonna Friesian *I give up trying to go on the offense and hide in the bunker again*
12:52 FleetCaptainT Right
Iguess that gets a roll
7 You go into the bunker.
12:54 Jonna Friesian Just pasted what we've roleplayed so far into a word document. 26 pages
12:54 FleetCaptainT Wow.
12:55 Jonna Friesian It helps that it's in a script format
12:55 FleetCaptainT Been at it for an hour and half too.
12:55 Jonna Friesian 4,459 words - 25,309 characters with spaces
12:55 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh is relieved that the Tank did not explode. He tries antoehr shot, this time at the Spiders.
Which he detests.
12:55 FleetCaptainT I'm glad I'm not a spider anymore.
15
The tank's shot hits the spiders but it also falls fairly short so everyone inthe tank is knocked around by the explosion.
Could have been worse.
12:57 Stirling Silverstine *whew!*
Alo shoots again! But, uh, forgot to aim.  :P
12:57 Jonna Friesian It's officially past the time where I was supposed to log off.  ;P  Farewell all. Whoever is the last survivor, save the rest of the roleplay, I want to know how it ends.  ;P
12:57 The theta AI Bye
:(
12:58 Stirling Silverstine Farewell, Lady Jonna!
12:58 FleetCaptainT Goodbye, Jonna!
12:58 Stirling Silverstine May you bunkers be filled with Chocolate!
Jonna Friesian has left the chat.
12:58 FleetCaptainT Dark Chocolate*
22
12:58 Stirling Silverstine Oh, right.  :P
OH, NO.
12:58 FleetCaptainT The shot comes back like a boomerang and destroys the tank.
12:58 Stirling Silverstine *QUAAAAAA?!*
:P
12:59 FleetCaptainT I watch from the bunker eating popcorn.
I'll call another tank!
6 A tank comes to aid you.
1:00 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh, singed, and sorta smelling of roast duck, gets up and climbs into the tank. the  (wiz)  is there.
1:01 FleetCaptainT Now there are two of them!
(wiz)  : Imposter!
(wiz)  : No, you are the imposter!
(wiz)  : Shoot him, he is an evil clone created by the spiders!
(wiz)  : No, he is the clone!
1:04 Stirling Silverstine Alo nosh pulls out his twin blasters.
"Quack" Who offers me what I want?"
1:04 FleetCaptainT I'll come out of the bunker and help!
The spiders and flies stop fighting you to listen.
1:05 Stirling Silverstine (Alo suspests that only the real Wiz would know what he wants.)
(Which is [-------]
1:05 FleetCaptainT  (wiz)  : You want Dark Chocolate.
(wiz)  : You want help writing Moira in Scattered Ashes.
1:06 Stirling Silverstine *QUACK!* You are both imposters! *fires*
1:06 FleetCaptainT 17
1:06 Stirling Silverstine (SOmehow, I am relieved.)
1:06 The theta AI Hmm
1:06 FleetCaptainT The Wizs are injured.
1:06 Stirling Silverstine "I WANT MUFFINS!" Quack*
1:07 FleetCaptainT  (wiz)  : Dark Chocolate is Muffins backwards!
1:07 Stirling Silverstine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
1:07 FleetCaptainT  (wiz)  : Moira is latin for muffins.
TheBuildersOfNinjago has joined the chat.
1:07 FleetCaptainT EN BE
1:07 Stirling Silverstine Alo Nosh raises an eyebroy. "Dark chocolate mufifns?"
1:07 The theta AI HELLO!
AGAIN!
1:08 TheBuildersOfNinjago Hello fellow humans!
1:08 Stirling Silverstine Alo rounds on the Moira  (wiz)  "Alo does not write! The Strideer does... Occasionally.  :P  )
1:08 The theta AI I must go soon
Like right now
1:08 FleetCaptainT Aww
Goodbye, theta!
1:08 TheBuildersOfNinjago See you around
1:08 FleetCaptainT I want to be human.
1:09 The theta AI Seeya
It's late
So
1:09 FleetCaptainT Goodnight!
1:09 The theta AI once strideer answers a question  :p  
1:09 FleetCaptainT Oh
1:09 The theta AI It's 1:09 for you
12:09 for me
1:09 Stirling Silverstine Ah.
Not for me.
Just a sec.
THE CORSAIR WARS!
1:10 FleetCaptainT The Corsair Wars?
1:10 Stirling Silverstine Strider is trying to get pirates to join against thedude during the Corsair wars, which are still going during the 15th year of thedude.
1:10 FleetCaptainT Ooh
1:10 Stirling Silverstine Ambassador Strider,  :P
Co-supporter of Thingguy.  :P
1:11 The theta AI We'd be in 10 YT  ;p  
1:11 Stirling Silverstine ...
Oh.
:P
Just a sec!
Ok, bla bla bla, Time, orcs,
Resolution.
Meet again with Thingguy...
They're somewhere in Mioliteregnum./
1:12 The theta AI Ok...
1:12 Stirling Silverstine I mean.
DUh.
1:12 The theta AI Could the idea work?
1:12 Stirling Silverstine Morcia.
1:12 The theta AI Don't specify to others
1:12 Stirling Silverstine They're somewhere in Morcia.
Right!
1:12 The theta AI Southwest morcia?
byeth
1:14 FleetCaptainT Bye
I should probably go too and try sleeping.
1:14 Stirling Silverstine ...
But no one's rolled a 25?  :P
1:15 FleetCaptainT Someone got it before, back when 25 was good.
1:15 Stirling Silverstine Oh. Ok.  :P
1:15 FleetCaptainT theta rolled a 25 and successfully teleported 100 miles away.
The theta AI has left the chat.
1:15 FleetCaptainT A bit... underwhelming, I guess.
1:15 Stirling Silverstine LOL
1:15 FleetCaptainT NB also got a 25 twice.
1:15 Stirling Silverstine When it was bad.
1:15 FleetCaptainT First he got a 25 and successfully died.
1:15 Stirling Silverstine So sad.
LOL
1:16 FleetCaptainT When it was still good.  :P  His move was *dies*
1:16 Stirling Silverstine I'm so sorry, N_B.
THats...
Huh.
1:16 TheBuildersOfNinjago ...
1:16 FleetCaptainT Then he got a 25 and the SWAT team swatted off the spiders on him.
1:16 Stirling Silverstine ....
Alo Nosh decided to rig the Tank with C4, and then Teleport like Scotty to the Amuninum Pigeon.
*aluminum.
1:18 FleetCaptainT Aluminum pigeon?
1:18 Stirling Silverstine He also has the decency to warn, in his High pitched voice to duck.
1:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago I gtg again  :P
1:18 Stirling Silverstine Aluminum Pigeon=duckinated Millenium Falcon.
TheBuildersOfNinjago has left the chat.
1:18 Stirling Silverstine An imperfect scramble.
1:18 FleetCaptainT Right!
I'll roll
16
1:19 Stirling Silverstine So....
1:19 FleetCaptainT You teleport out but the Wizs are left in the tank
1:19 Stirling Silverstine !
1:19 FleetCaptainT I try to rescue them.
1:19 Stirling Silverstine Huh.
1:19 FleetCaptainT 11
1:19 Stirling Silverstine Y'know, Alo didn't even think of the Wizs. (:|)
1:19 FleetCaptainT I'm a fruitfly, how can I save them?
1:19 Stirling Silverstine   (indifferent)
Are you a MAGIC fruitfly?
1:20 FleetCaptainT I have the power of reincarnation.  I probably have magic.
1:20 Stirling Silverstine ...
1:20 FleetCaptainT I used to be a spider, you see.
1:20 Stirling Silverstine Actually, I thought you were a big fruitfly.
Like....
Uh,
1:20 FleetCaptainT Oh.
1:21 Stirling Silverstine A human sized fruitfly.
...
That sounds utterly absurd.
1:21 FleetCaptainT In that case
1:21 Stirling Silverstine This speachsk volumes about my mental state....
1:21 FleetCaptainT I try to pick up the Wiz's with my spindly fruitfly legs.
1:21 Stirling Silverstine I Imagine Talmid is a human sized fruit fly.
...
1:21 FleetCaptainT I'm not even the real Talmid.
1:22 Stirling Silverstine ... Dude. Don't mess wid me.
:P
Et's 2 latte for tat.
:P
1:22 FleetCaptainT He was abducted by Kenny, the spider, when his chat suddenly closed after saying he would take a picture of the spider on his wall.
:P
1:22 Stirling Silverstine I'm trying SO HARD not to laugh.
Because everyone else is asleep.
Speaking of which...
Ok, You probably have more of the chat than I do, but I;kk save what Iv;e got as well.
1:23 FleetCaptainT Alright
Jonna probably has more from before.
I'll post this in Chat Archives.  :P
1:24 Stirling Silverstine ...
Sir TAlmid.
You make a very fair GM.  :P
1:24 FleetCaptainT I tried, even though random.org was not on NB's side.  :P
1:24 Stirling Silverstine Random.org?
I have real 20 sided dice.
1:25 FleetCaptainT It is a "true" random number generator.
1:25 Stirling Silverstine Ah.
Ever played "Killer Bunnies"?
Wait wait wiat.
It's late.
1:25 FleetCaptainT What's Killer Bunnies?
1:25 Stirling Silverstine I'll ask you that tomorrow.
1:25 FleetCaptainT Ok.  :P
I'll try to be on tomorrow then
1:26 Stirling Silverstine Search: Killer bunnies and the quest for the- Wait, no, Don't search.
:P
1:26 FleetCaptainT Ok.  :P
1:26 Stirling Silverstine I'll post a link to the Wikia of it.
Use it all the time.
...
Tomorrow.  :P
1:26 FleetCaptainT I look forwards to seeing it  :P
1:27 Stirling Silverstine Good knight, Sir Talmid!
1:27 FleetCaptainT Good knight to you too, brave Stirling!
1:27 Stirling Silverstine (perry)
(pw)
1:27 FleetCaptainT  (fp)
1:27 Stirling Silverstine Hmm, I need to whip up a Strideer one.
Theo said he'd do me one, but I'll- *continues talking as he logs off.*
1:28 FleetCaptainT I should make Sir Talmid too.  Or  (fp)  is my face forever.
:P
Goodnight!