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Knights of the Olde Speech

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A tribute poem/song/thing, lovingly written by ClutchPowers99 for the Knights of the Olde Speech to commemorate the closing of the Message Boards - it remains, to our knowledge, the final manuscript uploaded to the boards (as opposed to a text post).

Talmid and Lukey Thingguy2

Just users on the LU forum

Until “Talmid!! Thou art an Artisan!”

Said Thingguy, and KotOS was born

And over time more members joined (some left)

These people, The Knights of Olde Speech

And they wrote the MMOS KOTOS Series

And that's the tale of which I speak

La li la, li de da

La la, li la da dumb

Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech

Speek yon olde tongue tonight

Though we may now be bored, you've got epicness stored

In these pages that you'd better write!

In Perpetual Doom they were unemployed

'Till a greater calling they found

To rescue the Knight's Kingdom Morica

But instead, they all got taken down

By thedude7500

Who had it in for Talmid,

And by the evil Barney the Dinosaur

Who it turns out wasn't really dead

Oh, la la la, di de da

La la, di di da da dom

Now they're Scattered like Ashes, far and wide

But I've heard thedude doesn't like snow

And if Talmid escapes these dungeons, his fates,

From the Embers, a great flame may grow

And while the Lady Jonna's gone on a Quest

We'll learn how the villains fell and rose

And the Rhoddwr Marwolaeth got blown up

But Stir and Perry wanna Return Home

Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech

Oh speak yon olde tongue tonight

'Cause your cause has more members joining, now

But what of Sharpie's Membership Drive?

To the inn-keeper Sacul, now comes the tale:

Is it full-circle? (Well, I don't know)

But if you plan on saying so, you'd better, soon, yo

'Cause dem Message Boards, dhey gonna close!

"Kotos!" we'll shout, we'll sound out the battlecry!

Oh, on through, to the 'boards' bitter end!

And at the end of the day, as Strider would say:

"LONG LIVE IMAGINATION, INGENUITY, AND INNOCENCE!!!"

Oh, la la la, di de da

La la, di di da da dumb

[You! Out in the audience! Wave your lighters!]

Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech!

Oh, speak yon olde tongue tonight!

While we may now be bored, you've got epicness stored

In these pages, that you'd better write!