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I am Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter, also known as Sir Strange Odd Shadow, Strange Odd Shadow, SOS, Sir Shadow, fffffplayer1, FFFFFplayer1, Quintiple f Player, Player, Kaiser fffffspieler eins, Wiz, the Supreme Duckz Commander and Darfffff Vader. I am the Knights of the Olde Speech's honourary Enchanter/Historian/Librarian/Geographer/Wiki Steward/Steam Dictator/Insane Scientist/what am I forgetting? "How about Delusional Janitor/ Maniacal Squirrel / Hater of Tea /Picky Hot Chocolate Taster... ~~Connoisseur....~~

Connoisseur? I wouldn't call myself an expert on taste. Would you all be disappointed if I told you that when I once tasted tea, I didn't hate it?

Squirrel: We have taken over this profile page.

Squirrel: #2: Today, FFFFFplayer's profile page... tomorrow, the world!

Squirrel #3 : Hurrah!

Squirrel: Isn't that fffffplayer1?

Squirrel #3, that's actually fffffplayer1: I embrace my squirrel nature.

My favourite squirrels

Sorry Squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 was always my favourite ~~son~~ squirrel. I can't help the discrimination.

Squirrel #1 is sad now. Squirrel #1 quits his job of trying to take over this page. Instead he vows to be the Squirrel that Resides on the Page of the Profile of Jonna. Then maybe he'll take over the world, if he feels like it. -Squirrel #1 leaves-

Goodbye! Squirrel #1! I will always remember you. You have always been my second favourite squirrel! You might be #2 in my heart, but you are #1 in reality!

The room Squirrel #1 had was not vacant for long. Squirrel #3 and Squirrel #2 are now collecting rent from a purple ~~duck~~ Gooze.

File:Gooze.jpg

You do realise that Squirrel and Squirrel #1 are one and the same?

Of course! Tis a typo.

In that case I demand Squirrel #3 also known as Le Moi should be included in the picture.

Ah, but how do we know that the grumpy-looking squirrel in the hole is not my depiction of you? :P

No sunglasses. No top hat. No wizard hat. Nothing to give me the style I deserve to have.

There. You are a gray squirrel, because you are Sir Shadow. I am terrible at tophats, so I went with a Wizard hat. However, it appears I am also terrible at Hats in general. So I created an awesome Tornado Stand. To help with the fact that I drew you in space. Sufficiently stylish?

File:Cool.png

Best. Squirrel. Ever.

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+'''I am Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter, also known as Sir Strange Odd Shadow, Strange Odd Shadow, SOS, Sir Shadow, fffffplayer1, FFFFFplayer1, Quintiple f Player, Player, Kaiser fffffspieler eins, Wiz, the Supreme Duckz Commander and Darfffff Vader. I am the Knights of the Olde Speech's honourary Enchanter/Historian/Librarian/Geographer/Wiki Steward/Steam Dictator/Insane Scientist/what am I forgetting? ''"How about Delusional Janitor/ Maniacal Squirrel / Hater of Tea /<u>Picky</u> Hot Chocolate Taster... <s>Connoisseur....</s>'''''
+Connoisseur? I wouldn't call myself an expert on taste. Would you all be disappointed if I told you that when I once tasted tea, I didn't hate it?
 Squirrel: We have taken over this profile page.
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 Squirrel #3, that's actually fffffplayer1: I embrace my squirrel nature.
-==My favorite squirrels==
+==My favourite squirrels==
 * Sorry Squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 was always my favourite <del>son</del> squirrel. I can't help the discrimination.
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 Goodbye! Squirrel #1! I will always remember you. You have always been my second favourite squirrel! You might be #2 in my heart, but you are #1 in reality!
-The room Squirrel #1 had was not vacant for long. <s>Squirrel and</s> Squirrel #2 are now collecting rent from a purple <s>duck </s>Gooze.
+The room Squirrel #1 had was not vacant for long. Squirrel #3 and Squirrel #2 are now collecting rent from a purple <s>duck </s>Gooze.
 [[File:Gooze.jpg|thumb|220x220px]]You do realise that Squirrel and Squirrel #1 are one and the same?
+Of course! Tis a typo.
+In that case I demand Squirrel #3 also known as Le Moi should be included in the picture.
+Ah, but how do we know that the grumpy-looking squirrel in the hole is not my depiction of you? :P
+No sunglasses. No top hat. No wizard hat. Nothing to give me the style I deserve to have.
+There. You are a gray squirrel, because you are Sir Shadow. I am terrible at tophats, so I went with a Wizard hat. However, it appears I am also terrible at Hats in general. So I created an awesome Tornado Stand. To help with the fact that I drew you in space. Sufficiently stylish?
+[[File:Cool.png|thumb|25x25px]]Best. Squirrel. Ever.