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==The Return of SecurityOfficerOfKotOSCourt==

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<span style="font-style: normal">Greetings! </span>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Forgot I added that.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:18 FleetCaptainT :fp:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">[fp]</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">There we go</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Heh I missed this place</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">we made it so perfect</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, it's pretty nice!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Only problem is the lack of notifications.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:23 FleetCaptainT Any thoughts on my very smol teasers in the Discord chat? (;P)</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:23 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter They are very interesting.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I look forward to seeing those mushrooms in action.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:24 FleetCaptainT It's not a heckin mushroom</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's heckin Aiden</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:24 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Aiden is a mushroom?</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:25 FleetCaptainT I'll heckin show ye</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:27 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hey, quick queschon. I remembered the other day that I included some music links in The Haunting Past, but forgot to ask what people thought of them (if they listened to them). Any thoughts on that?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:27 FleetCaptainT I am ashamed to say I did not listen to them</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I see.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:28 FleetCaptainT I tend to read at a different pace than the music</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:29 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hmm?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Well, one was Contact Redux, which I believe you probably must have listened to at some point. It's been linked several times.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The others were... actually from Steins;Gate! </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rYI2eG3DuQ</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">What about the second song?</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:44 FleetCaptainT </p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">DRAT</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:44 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter </p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">(giantduckz)</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">...</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 4:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">TheBuildersOfNinjago has joined the chat.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 8:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Hullo!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 8:34 TheBuildersOfNinjago Greetings</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I was just thinking to myself about how completely normal this day is going to be</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's just a regular, mundane day in the chat where nothing crazy is going to happen</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 8:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oops sorry. With this chat, it's easy to forget about other people talking to ya.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Nothing crazy at all!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 8:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago np if you don't respond; I understand</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">In fact, an absence of response only serves to emphasize how this is just a sleepy little chatroom where nothing goes on</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Still, it would be horrible if something crazy were to occur and upset the quite peacefulness that this chatroom has experience all these months!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 8:56 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Something like someone out of the blue shouting: </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Less than fifteen minutes</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's drawing nearer.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">7 minutes!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">6 minutes!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">4 minutes.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">3 mniutes.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">2 minutes!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">1 MINUTE!</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">HE'S NOT BANNED!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:09 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:10 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter And now... we wait!</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:11 TheBuildersOfNinjago And prepare the human sacrifices to usher in his return!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:11 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Ah right! Press this for human sacrifices.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:14 TheBuildersOfNinjago Ardon Roulette</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You go to a panel of 100+ red buttons</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You and another person take turns pushing them until one of you dies</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Alternatively, if you don't have any friends with which to play it with, you can play the solo mode</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">In which you push buttons one at a time until you die.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:15 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Do you play against Han Solo in solo mode?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Presses * </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">both die</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">We are all a polar bear on the inside.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">A grimacing polar bear.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:18 TheBuildersOfNinjago If you both die then you fail the game</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">And you lose</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:18 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I see it as a win. You've successfully killed your opponent.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:20 TheBuildersOfNinjago But the premise of the game is to keep playing until one of you dies</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If you both die, then you failed the premise of the game</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You're so bad at the game you couldn't even play it right</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:21 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, no, no!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If two of you die, then one of you has died. Therefore, it's success. Plus, to the game I say "You can't tell me what to do. I play by my own rules! The free period has shown me its ways!"</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's just that the other died, too.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The game doesn't suggest the other can't die, too.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:24 TheBuildersOfNinjago The way I saw it</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If just you die</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Then you win</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Because you completed the goal of the game</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You also win if the other person dies</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">But if neither of you die</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Or both of you die</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You lose</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:25 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, you only lose if both survive.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The game doesn't suggest that only one has to die.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The premise speaks of one dying.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">But the set of two people dying is a subset of one person dying.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Therefore, if we are in the subset we are also in the set.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ergo we win.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:26 TheBuildersOfNinjago Fair enough</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Congrats!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:28 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yay, I have won an argument! How often does that actually happen instead of just disagreeing to agree/agreeing to disagree or the argument fading to obscurity?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:29 TheBuildersOfNinjago Don't get used to</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">it</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I'll have you know that I'm actually always right</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">So if you ever disagree I'm afraid that you'll have to be wrong</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Except for this one time</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I was still right, of course</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">You were just righter</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:32 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter No, I was lefter. Because left is the new right. And since you're always right, that means you're always wrong.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:33 TheBuildersOfNinjago Oh no! Foiled once again!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:33 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Haha! Wrong. Because you're always wrong! That means you were'nt foiled once again! This victory was worth everything so far!</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:35 TheBuildersOfNinjago Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt has joined the chat.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Which means that is actually MAYYYYBBBBE!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">OOOOOOOH!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HE BE HERE!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I HAVE RETURNED</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter You're late, man!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:36 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Watever</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Security officer stuff had to happen</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I HAD</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yas! He has returned!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:37 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt DAMNED</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">DONUTS</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:37 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh not the donuts!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Request to change your status to the food one.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:37 TheBuildersOfNinjago Damned Donuts. It's like Dunken Donuts except they're made out of hellfire.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:38 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Aye</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:38 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Oh, never tried those. Are they good?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:39 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Nope</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Taste like hell</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:39 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Are you suggesting that hell doesn't taste good?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Well, at least I hope it'd be spicy!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Soooo, now what? Are we just going to talk about donuts? Don't you want to extract your revenge or anything?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:42 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I don't know</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:42 TheBuildersOfNinjago :O</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I didn't join this cult just to here "I don't know"</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">hear</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:42 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Yeah, we asked for salvation! We asked for doom! We didn't ask for an existential crisis!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">We have that on our own anyway!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt Fine</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter That's why we wanted salvation! That's why we wanted doom!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Boo!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">BOOO!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I WILL OVERTHROW HARRY</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">IF HE COMES</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:43 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter THE FELLOW MAKES BIG CLAIMS!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:44 TheBuildersOfNinjago I'm fine with you exchanging pleasantries before spelling out the end of the world, but if all you have is pleasantries than I want a refund.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Yes that's more like it!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:44 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt SEND HIM HERE</p>
*<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I WILL F*** HIM UP</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:45 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I have sent your regards. Well, not really. But he's been informed.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">His reaction is out of my hands.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">After all, he's playing Overwatch right now.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">And yes a refund would be good.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:45 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt No u</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:46 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter </p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Harold: "Good job I'm not in KOTOS chat then"</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:46 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt oh</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Oh my</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:47 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter He has seen through your plot.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt h3ck</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Then, what are you gonna do?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:48 SecurityOfficerofKotOSCourt I'm outta here then</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:48 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter HEY WE WANT THE REFUND!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:49 TheBuildersOfNinjago Yeah!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">This was very anti-climactic. I expected at least a few deaths or something.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:50 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter What the... he has actually left!!!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Didn't even mention the trial we were in a year ago.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Or the fact that I bnad him.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">So, is this the part where I ban him for another year?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago I guess so</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's the onlything left to do</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Maybe next year it will be more exciting</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:52 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter Alright.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:52 TheBuildersOfNinjago Packs up my human sacrifices and other cultist tools for next year.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:53 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter sigh</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Yeah, I had hoped to save the ban for a more impactful moment like last year...</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:53 TheBuildersOfNinjago True</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Society really is falling apart</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Can't even get a good world-ending event these days...</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> 10:55 Wiz Ardon, the Peculiar Enchanter I mean seriously! If we are falling apart, how are we to fall apart properly?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Also, he got bna'd.</p>
10:57 TheBuildersOfNinjago Welp, see you again 1 year from now